Hey, I'm selling the "Intel Core i9-12900k" for 589$, you'll get box of popcorn for free.
It's sold out at the moment, but just to let you know.
.. you can order some popcorn though
it remembers me a catoon where a ugly old woman types in a chat
"I'm a stripper ..."
and on the other side a fat ugly old man responds the chat with
"yea, I'm a chippendale"
.. and both of them got a brain-cinema effect