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    News Legendary GPU architect Raja Koduri's new startup leverages RISC-V and targets CUDA workloads — Oxmiq Labs supports running Python-based CUDA appli...

    Since when are we calling Koduri a "legendary architect". He's the legendarily incompetent C-Suite bean counter who killed ATI, later returned to put a dead-stop on AMD's ability to innovate their GPUs (which they haven't completely recovered from) before being forced to move to Intel, where in...
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    News Power usage in Wyoming AI data center could eclipse consumption of the state's human residents by 5x — tenant of colossal investment remains a mystery

    There's a whole lot of different places named Cheyenne. And that's more of Elon's weird sense of humor, probably. I heard rumors that hyperscalers have been working in that general area for Elon, but they do a lot, drive far, and I don't know if its related. Cheyenne Mountain in Star Gate is a...
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    News Intel spins off Network and Edge group as standalone business after posting $2.9b loss — seeking investors for NEX division amid massive internal r...

    Here's the problem with those pillars: they aren't pillars. They work against each other, not together. They're mutually exclusive. It's impossible for Intel to cut capex on foundry and accomplish the other two goals at the same time - because foundry was always their primary competitive...
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    News Intel might cancel 14A process node development and the following nodes if it can't win a major external customer — move would cede leading-edge ma...

    But that's not how bleeding edge works, and I feel like this is a very obvious thing that shouldn't need to be explained. But I'll do it anyways. These production lines are not evergreen, they have roughly a 3 year lifespan, and a 3 year setup time. If you start building the factory after the...
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    News Intel might cancel 14A process node development and the following nodes if it can't win a major external customer — move would cede leading-edge ma...

    Rip and Tear, until it is done. Lip Bu Tan's only skill is in liquidating companies to the benefit of the board, and at the expense of the investors. But lay off the guy. He's just doing the terrible, depressing job that he was specifically hired to do. It's the board's fault, and it will...
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    News Sam Altman teases 100 million GPU scale for OpenAI that could cost $3 trillion — ChatGPT maker to cross 'well over 1 million' by end of year

    But don't worry, investors, he's going to totally make all that money back for you. He pinky promised.
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    News Asus just made an RTX 5090 with 11 lbs of real gold worth $500,000 — RTX 5090 ROG Astral Gold Edition is the most expensive GPU of all time

    No, it looks like cast metal. Probably a lost-wax one-off. But that doesn't mean it's gold - and they wouldn't be dumb enough to paint it. But it could easily be aluminum or zinc with a real gold plating. Then again they would probably polish or try to clean up an inferior metal before plating...
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    News Asus just made an RTX 5090 with 11 lbs of real gold worth $500,000 — RTX 5090 ROG Astral Gold Edition is the most expensive GPU of all time

    2.2 lbs of gold is not 1kg. Also, for people who might someday buy gold and get ripped off: 1 lb of gold is not 16 ounces. 1 pound of gold is a troy pound, which is 12 troy ounces. There are ~2.679 troy pounds in 1kg. ~5kg of gold is ~160 troy ounces. Which is still valued at over $500,000...
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    News Maker 3D prints left-handed Logitech MX Master 3S — fixes awkward button layout made for righties

    Now they just need to fix the mouse's unusably high latency and bargain-basement polling rate. It's an expensive productivity mouse so laggy I couldn't even accurately move clips around in premiere with it. It feels as bad to use as a wireless mouse from dollar tree. Super disappointing.
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    News Ford CEO latest to claim AI will wipe out half of white collar jobs in the U.S. — 'AI will leave a lot of white-collar people behind

    The easiest jobs for AI to replace are the paper pushers and business wank-word generators like the CEO and C-suite, followed by HR. People who's job is to always say and do the same old things in slightly different ways. The hardest (non-physical) job for and AI to replace are the designers...
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    News Nintendo is restricting the Switch 2's USB-C port — most third-party docks and accessories won't work thanks to proprietary protocols

    The Switch 2 might be an extremely overpriced, cynical, anti-customer cash grab designed from the ground-up to rob fanboys... But, on the plus side, it doesn't have any games. So it's not like you're missing out on anything.
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    News Anthropic’s AI utterly fails at running a business — 'Claudius' hallucinates profusely as it struggles with vending drinks

    I have absolutely no idea what "mini fridge" means, in the context of being a business.
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    News Micron 2600 QLC SSD uses flexible caching to offer TLC-like performance—7,200 MB/s reads and 6,500 MB/s writes push the limits of PCIe 4.0

    Flexible caching sounds like something that will make a brand new drive look better in a short term review, while not really being beneficial to a real user using a typically-loaded drive. I'd call that cheating, or at least misleading