Recent content by paradiddle

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    AMD-powered Jaguar is 'Fastest Supercomputer'

    Well, the only reason this was done with AMD chips is because they were free. Intel actually sells their chips and wasn't willing to donate them for this project.
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    Artist Creates Pentium 1.0 Shoes From Old Chips

    Damn... I just realized that they might be too heavy for me and would prevent me from getting into the short bus. Well, not all hope is lost. I can perhaps lure someone out of the short bus when it pulls up.
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    Artist Creates Pentium 1.0 Shoes From Old Chips

    75, 90 or 120 but if you strafe+run, you will get (75 * √3), (90 * √3), or (120 * √3)
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    Artist Creates Pentium 1.0 Shoes From Old Chips

    I've contacted the artist to buy some of his pieces. The good thing is that he has no clue that Pentium III's are even out yet! I told him that I work for Intel and that I will ship him a P3 if he makes me a custom pair. He's going to build it out of an old Packard Bell P3 with a Colorado Jumbo...
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    Artist Creates Pentium 1.0 Shoes From Old Chips

    Those shoes are sooooooooooo slow... don't buy them. Wait for the Pentium 2 at least, it will make you run twice as fast. Don't forget about the Quad Core version for your 4-legged furry friends. Also, don't expect any amount of memory to actually improve your memory, it doesn't work like that...