EDIT: I suppose I should also mention the device in question is a Corsair Vengeance 1500 Headset. And that I know the USB ports themselves work, because I can plug in other things into those slots (like I just tried my External HDD and it's reading just fine), but even if I plug the headset into...
2TB HDD3TBHDD
6 X 120MM Xilence Fans
700W PSU
8gb ddr3
amd FX8350
asus sabertooth 990fx
BLU RAY Writer
DVD Writers
Systems
windows 8.1
Xilence M606 Dual Fan CPU Cooler