EDIT: I suppose I should also mention the device in question is a Corsair Vengeance 1500 Headset. And that I know the USB ports themselves work, because I can plug in other things into those slots (like I just tried my External HDD and it's reading just fine), but even if I plug the headset into...
2TB HDD
3TB HDD
6X120MMXilence Fans
700W PSU
8gb ddr3
amd FX8350
asus sabertooth 990fx
BLU RAY Writer
DVD Writers
Systems
windows 8.1
Xilence M606 Dual Fan CPU Cooler