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• Steve Jobs to Attend WWDC 2009

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Tindytim

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[citation][nom]icepick314[/nom]no they didn't....[/citation]
Yeah they did, it's marked with a "•", but they didn't included the disclaimer, and this is the slightly more believable article.
 

tipoo

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Guys! I just had a BRILLIANT idea!


I'll create a new electronics company and name them Orange.

My CEO will be Steve Welfare.



Apple will have Jobs, but I will have Welfare, and we all know there are many people that prefer Welfare to Jobs.



*BADAM- CHING!*
 

bunga28

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Tumor is a sub-set of cancer (benign, malignant or otherwise). AFAIK, he has had pancreatic cancer (malignant?) but no pancreatitis (inflamation of the pancreas). Stop dramatize the whole thing.
 

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lol. awesome article. I enjoy the humorous slant on pseudo-news. Perhaps making it a weekly feature, so as not to upset those whose panties clearly get in a wad over articles like this.
 

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[citation][nom]tipoo[/nom]Guys! I just had a BRILLIANT idea!I'll create a new electronics company and name them Orange.My CEO will be Steve Welfare.Apple will have Jobs, but I will have Welfare, and we all know there are many people that prefer Welfare to Jobs.*BADAM- CHING!*[/citation]

You sir, deserve the highest recognition of the United Nations.
 

tipoo

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[citation][nom]eddieroolz[/nom]You sir, deserve the highest recognition of the United Nations.[/citation]


Lol, i certainly do.
 

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I don't believe his sickness has anything to do with anything. For all I know he's probably ill to some degree but the PR marketing machine at the worm in the Apple is playing it up. Sympathy points. Sorta playing the "I'm downed but still fighting"... blah! Reminds me of when Tom Brady of the New England Patriots was trying to pull a faux sand bagging with his fake broken leg/ankle.
 
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