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You know you want it baby, with those sexy curves and smoking vertex shaders. Come on, let me sex you reeeeal good and make you a mama.

I think this is the finest thing Canada has accomplished since bombing the Baldwins. (No offense to any Canadians, but seriously, your country has never accomplished shiznit)

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to draw a bubble bath, turn down the lights, put on some Marvin Gaye, bust out the KY, and make some sweet sweet love to my 9700.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway
 
In all honesty, i take ur remark very personally....i am a very proud Canadian, and don't knock what you don't know about...do a little research on Canadian history b4 u knock us......

Who was one of the biggest powers in WW1 and WW2......thats right.....

<A HREF="http://www.anandtech.com/mysystemrig.html?id=13597" target="_new">-MeTaL RoCkEr</A>
 
Who was one of the biggest powers in WWII? Um, Germany, the Soviet Union, the United States, Japan, Italy, France, the United Kingdom, Norway, Poland, and then maybe Canada. "One of the biggest" my ass. A couple dozen drunkards with hockey sticks doesn't hold a candle to what even Brazil contributed.

Seriously, I dare anyone to come up with a single Canadian accomplishment that rivals the 9700. I'll bet you can't. You didn't even invent hockey for the love of pete. Come on, let's hear it!

With their beedy little eyes, flapping heads so full of lies... LOL

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Seriously, I dare anyone to come up with a single Canadian accomplishment that rivals the 9700. I'll bet you can't. You didn't even invent hockey for the love of pete. Come on, let's hear it!
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<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Famous Canadians and their accomplishments</A>

Some of the highlights include:

<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Fredick Banting and discovery of insulin and diabetes treatment</A>

<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Sir Sandford Fleming and the invention of Standard time zones</A>

<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Lester B. Pearson and his dealings with the Suez Canal issues</A>

<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Billy Bishop: the renowned WWI fighter pilot</A>

<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Jack Warner: Cofounder of Warner Bros.</A>

<A HREF="http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/" target="_new">Fredrick Varley: World Famous Painter</A>

<A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/M/person-exact?+Shatner,+William" target="_new">William Shatner: STAR TREK!!</A>

Need I continue? I can find a few hundred (if not thousands) of sites explaining how significant Canada's contribution to WWI and WWII was. The U.S. gets most of the glory, but Canada did a lot of the dirty work in the world wars.

Intelligence is not merely the wealth of knowledge but the sum of perception, wisdom, and knowledge.
 
You need to get a life. Its a video card, thats right, a video card. 3-6 months for now its will be 2nd grade and then a year later it will be a price/performance card. Two years later it will be in a bargain bin.

"If you sign up for AOL now, we'll give you 1024 hours of slow service and disconnects free of charge"
 
Dude, at the beginning of WWII the USA was not even in the top 15 military wise. We were like 18 or something. Canada being a dominion of Britian was more powerful than the US because they had issues to resolve with Britians enemies. I wouldnt diss on canadians, i bet most are more successful than u are. SOunds like u watch to much South Park dude, chill, dont be so bitter. Anyways remember how bad the Canadian war was in South Park. It was a stalemate and millions of americans and canadians died in it, LOL. If it wasnt for Canada we would be speaking russian right now. They were our only anti missile defense in the cold war. If they were pathetic russia would have easily nuked and invaded. Brush up on your history. Canada did hold the anti ICBM radar net. Im an american but i have nothin against canadians, u do for some reason. Whatever, LOL.
 
Would the Canadian Space Arm rival your pitiful little Radeon 9700?

In a world without <font color=red>walls </font color=red>or <font color=green>fences </font color=green>, what use have we for <font color=red>Windows </font color=red>or <font color=green>Gates.</font color=green>
 
Would my arm hold a condle to your R9700 PRO? (I'm Canadian BTW if ya didn't know) I feel kinda dissed from those remarks but I won't resort to harsh disinformation.

You're as anti-Canadian as I've seen them come.

Ah well.

...And all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put my computer back together again...
 
i take ur remark very personally
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Just for the record, I was LingOL about the 9700 thing, not the Canadian remarks.
By the way, I got my card working, and yes...IT ROCKS!!!
And yes, two years from now it will be in the bargin been, that's where I retired my Voodoo 5 5500 yesterday. Two years ago, I wanted IT to have my babies... I can hardly wait to see what's avalible when this one gets recycled :)
 
How can you start a sentence with "no offense" and then go on with un-educated and stupid opinions.

NO OFFENSE, but if you compare the general american public with the canadian public, I think this issue would be clear.

<font color=red>I´m starting to feel like a real computer consultant.</font color=red>
 
Can't stop LOLing

I got a minor in World History just for laughs, and the only time the word "Canada" comes up is in relation to radar staions during the cold war.

You putting down something as trivial and insignificant as "Standard Time Zones" as one of your top Canadian accomplishments proves my point better than anything I could say.

Canada did not do any [-peep-] "dirty work" in WWII. The Soviet Union had 30 million dead. That's what you call "dirty work". Stop making me laugh.

I'm not anti-Canada BTW. I go to Vancouver a lot- its a great fun place. I'm just anti-nationalism. You should see the trash I talk about the dumb "bombs and Jesus" flag waving morons down here in the U.S. I'm downright courteous to Canada in comparison 😀

Anyway, back to the main issue... namely the sexing of my 9700. Ooooooohh yeahh baby.


Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway
 
Another major item forgotten on your long list, this one far more related to computers..

If you actually look it up and not believe common knowledge, the first person to create a working radio transmitter was Reginald Fessenden, a Canadian.

-Col.Kiwi
 
If you actually look it up and not believe common knowledge, the first person to create a working radio transmitter was Reginald Fessenden, a Canadian.
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Yup, and Alexander Graham Bell was also Canadian. IIRC, he lived most of his life in Canada.

Intelligence is not merely the wealth of knowledge but the sum of perception, wisdom, and knowledge.
 
No offense, but you yankeez "accidently" bombing Canadian soldiers doesn't do much for your reputation ya know! :tongue:

Sorry, I couldn't resist! :lol:

Intelligence is not merely the wealth of knowledge but the sum of perception, wisdom, and knowledge.
 
Add the fact USA would never exist without Canada being discovered.
That IMO is one major friggin big factor!

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I once read that the United States has bombed people of 94 distinct nationalities, as of early 2002, might be more my now

Don't take it personally, it seems to be our only consistent foreign policy philosophy

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway
 
Wait a second, you´re a AMERICAN anti-nationalist???
Give me a break from all this laughing...

<font color=red>I´m starting to feel like a real computer consultant.</font color=red>
 
yeah your mom wasnt laughing at my wang last night, pretty boy

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway
 
LOL! How old are you? :wink: You have the maturity of a 12 or 13 year old.

Intelligence is not merely the wealth of knowledge but the sum of perception, wisdom, and knowledge.
 
HAHAH.. Most of you are probably wearing jeans and don't even know that a canadian invented the ZIPPER! Canadians kick ass.

Thats my 2 canadian cents!

btw, anyone wanna buy a firegl 8800?



who ever has the most ram when they die wins!
 
Dude junky, u are just really stupid. Thats it. How could someone so ignorant and retarded actually come up with an opinion like that. I shouldnt even be callin u names, whats the point? U will just go on with your little stuck up redneck attitude that the white american is the best person on the planet. Just STFU and get over yourself. Go back to your trailer and fat-@$$ wife with your 20 kids and go work at your beer factory. (if u are still young this is your pathetic future) LOL DUDE, GET A LIFE.

You do know that a canadian battalion did participate in D-Day and u do know the significance of that, or at least i hope u do. The canadians also assisted the US in Vietnam, Korea, the Invasion of Moracco and countless other battles and wars. . Cmon dude. The soviets lost so many people because they has a moronic leader named Stalin. He decided it would be a great idea to launch suicide attacks with millions of guys and only 1/3 of them had weapons. That is why russia lost so many people. You can thank canadians for the telephone and the radio and countless other inventions and items that we use today. Have fun screwing your stupid video card.

Also, of course Ghostdog's mom wasnt laughing at your wang last night because she was so shocked to not find one. She was trying to figure out wtf u are.

Cmon guys just stop responding to this moron. Ignore his posts when he actually needs help, God forbid any canadians help u out with any problems.


Sorry guys, im just pissed because i had to RMA my PSU and mobo and i still havent been able to use my comp that i bought almost a month ago. We also lost our homecoming game so i am kinda annoyed i guess. LOL Junkyy have fun dude.
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