Americans Watched the Least Amount of Porn On Christmas

[JMcEntegart]

Thanksgiving was also a pretty light day for porn.

Americans Watched the Least Amount of Porn On Christmas : Read more

 

[jimmyjohnz]

It's hard to fap in a house of five.

 

[TheBigTroll]

^looks at author

 

[memadmax]

Slow newsday huh?

 

[kcorp2003]

hahahaha. Jane! thanks for the laugh. It's good to know these statistics.

 

[jaber2]

When visiting, most folks don't have WiFi, so its hard to get the time on your parents PC

 

[luc2k]

Jane sure loves to write about porn.

 

[dimar]

When are we getting Star Trek holodeck tech???

 

[jhansonxi]

Brings this to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOBUUhsRwc

 

[Guest]

In other news Rain is wet. who knew.

 

[Guest]

Keeps us update on what are the most heavy days watching porn.

 

[zybch]

[citation][nom]jimmyjohnz[/nom]It's hard to fap in a house of five.[/citation]
Nah, just requires a few more tissues.

 

[spartanmk2]

And this is tech news how?

 

[Soda-88]

Riveting.

 

[Devoteicon]

[citation][nom]jupiter optimus maximus[/nom]Keeps us update on what are the most heavy days watching porn.[/citation]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Valentine's Day as #1.

 

[blackmancer]

in other breaking news "Men find it difficult to masturbate while asleep" ALSO "Birds can fly!!"

 

[kingofthefap]

I fapped, I fapped a lot on christmas.

 

[acadia11]

I'm shocked, I know I did my part ... you louts weren't doing yours!

 

[godfather666]

Jane, it's Pornhub not Youporn!!

But now we know what your favorite porn website is.

Pornhub is much better, Jane. Check it out.

 

[whiteodian]

I am listening to the radio and they mentioned some research study where they gave a chipmanzee a tv to watch. They then introduced a remote control. It learned to change the channels. After like 3 days, the only thing the chimp will watch is porn. LMAO

 

[merikafyeah]

Duh. That's because they were too busy having Christmas sex.

I, on the other hand, actually didn't fap since the beginning of December, so I could let out all my Christmas spirit on the 25th. It was definitely a white Christmas.

 

[SoiledBottom]

(Singing)...Santa-porn is coming to town

 

[virtualban]

Maybe it has something to do with those memetic trends of "no fap December"

 

[Guest]

i rubbed one out on both dayas

 

[JMcEntegart]

[citation][nom]godfather666[/nom]Jane, it's Pornhub not Youporn!!But now we know what your favorite porn website is.Pornhub is much better, Jane. Check it out.[/citation]

Whoops! Should be all fixed now, thanks. :$