Aphrodisiac Bed Sheets Pop Up at Invention Show

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doc70

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beacuse you need a prescription for Viagra, I guess you will need a prescription for these sheets, too.
On a side, the sheets will have the opposite effect: will give the man a boner, but the woman will only have a drop in blood pressure and very likely a killer headache from it... anyone here familiar with 'not now, I have a terrible headache' line?
Just my professional opinion...
 

JonathanDeane

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I now know Viagra Man's weakness!!! Take away his cape and he looses his power... MUHAHAHAHAH!!! Sorry I don't quite know what came over me there. lol

All joking aside this is dumb... all drugs should be in one of 4 forms that I know of either through patches on the skin (no one can accidentally take a patch off and slap it on themselves) or pill or liquid form to be taken orally, and last but not least through vapor or powders to be used as in inhalant. Sheets that are washed with other clothing means the drugs could reach non intended targets.

So if some person buys these and there dog decides to sneak up on the bed does Fido all of a sudden have a 2 hour long hard on?
 

kalogagatya

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AH!
If you can't do it with someone you LOVE, your problems are medical.
Instead of buying Viagra-powered-bedsheets, go and seek professional assistance and get either counseling or REAL dosages of Viagra!

On the other hand: say you accidentally wash your sheets along with your kids and wife clothing. What next, the Boner family?
 

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[citation][nom]JonathanDeane[/nom]I now know Viagra Man's weakness!!! Take away his cape and he looses his power... MUHAHAHAHAH!!!DUDE! You read waaaayyyyy too many comic books! But, that is stupidly funny!!!
 
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