Artist Creates Pentium 1.0 Shoes From Old Chips

[wildwell]

I wear size 9.5, I'm not picky, I'll take 'em!

 

[randomizer]

[citation][nom]groveborn[/nom]It's art. Art doesn't care about trademarks.[/citation]
Businesses do though.

 

[Aoster87]

Wait for the P1 w/ MMX.

 

[cashews]

*Figured I'd get that out of they way

Is it just me or is there no proof reading done for these articles?

 

[eman4722]

now i guess i can use my favorite pickup line! "If you were a cpu, you'd be overclocked!" i love being a geek because you can share jokes like these with your fellow geeks and have an inside joke!

 

[CoryInJapan]

Pretty cool..I would never wear them though only for display.

 

[eman4722]

i got one pentium pro lying around. i think i will make a nose protector/pentium 1 edition automated air sniffing device. The police would never have to use k9's ever again!

 

[adillhoff]

[citation][nom]ssalim[/nom]But can it play Modern Warfare 2?[/citation]

Why would anyone play that piece of crap? Rated 1.5 out of 100 on metacritic by users... LOL what a fail

 

[edzz111]

what about a P4 thong that would be HOT

 

[C 64]

[citation][nom]paradiddle[/nom]Those shoes are sooooooooooo slow... don't buy them. Wait for the Pentium 2 at least, it will make you run twice as fast. Don't forget about the Quad Core version for your 4-legged furry friends. Also, don't expect any amount of memory to actually improve your memory, it doesn't work like that. You have to shove an SD card up your A$$ for that to help.[/citation]

This will enhance your memory only temporarily.

 

[Guest]

What's this:
"But can they play Crisis?*"

...and this:
"*Figured I'd get that out of they way."

I don't quite follow...

 

[Guest]

Wow, it doesn't take a whole lot these days for one to go around calling oneself an "artist". I mean you could give a bunch of monkeys whatever building materials and show them the shoe making process on video a few times and probablly one of them might actually be able to put the provided material in some semblance of a shoe. So basically you make a poor-performing yet much more expensive version of something that has been invented for thousands of years(a shoe, in this case) out of something completely impractical and useless for the task, and you are a freaking artist? That's just lovely. Sorry, but try again.

PS: The shoe doesn't actually use "CPU chips" you idiot.

 

[epkfaile]

yeah... i think i'll buy them like...... a decade or two when the i7 version comes out.

 

[liquidsnake718]

Better than back to the future's Marty Mcfly shoes... This is a one of a kind..

 

[hack__you]

[citation][nom]rbarone69[/nom]Wonder if they can make a PII bra.[/citation]

A P4 bra would be better...because it's HOT....literally

 

[vishnuvamp]

time to think abt an i7 bra.. huh

 

[grieve]

[citation][nom]rbarone69[/nom]Wonder if they can make a PII bra.[/citation]

Hopefully you will require the Pentium D cup....

 

[Satanic 666]

WHAHAHAHAHA this Bra things is so funnyyy!!!!!