ATi gets eliminated as nVidia shows secret weapon

[coolsquirtle]

since everyone is trolling nowadays, i thought it'd be uncool if i dont troll with everyone else

nVidia launches secret weapon

nVidia GeForce 5 SX 1
using the new GPU made from IBM codenamed NV38.1
It has been tested and it beats 9800XT in every test by more than 200FPS

it can run the HL2 benchmark at 300fps smooth the whole way using 16X AA and 32x AF and it uses the brand new BOMBER V1.1 driver

ATi have absolutely nothing against it

This card is design by the nVidia and the 3DFX team along with escaped ATi engineer and the MATROX team. This card will kill~~ and since the card was made using recycled parts the price of the card will be under $50. nVidia is going to win no matter what.

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[scottchen]

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[ufo_warviper]

.................... But got squished by the XGI Volari Duo V16 card.

Has 32 gigs of RD-RAM IV memory
512 Pipelines
DX 14 Support
OpenGL 6.2 support
and other speculated specs

My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!

 

[Parm]

Starfleet are releasing the new 'Q' card used on the holodock of the new Starship Enteprise.

Unlimited FPS, it creates the game in your room.

~~There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.~~

 

[ufo_warviper]

Hmmmmmm.

My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!

 

[Spitfire_x86]

But "Intel Extreme Graphics" beat this new NV card by 199%

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[ufo_warviper]

Carmack comes out of the dark and finally admits that he really optimized DOOM ]|[ for the 3dfx Voodoo2 chipset. Guys, time to start digging in your closests and attics for those old Voodoo cards. Mark my words YOU WILL NEEED A VOODOO CHIP TO PLAY DOOM ]|[. If you don't beleive me you are a fanboy and an idiot.



My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!

 

[coolsquirtle]

DAMN IT
i knew i shouldn't have rip my voodoo 2 apart ><

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[sargeduck]

But I never bought a Voodoo! :frown:

*franticaly searches e-bay*

As each day goes by, I hug my 9600Pro just a little tighter.

 

[daddywags214]

I''m not betting any of my chickens on this Volari thing yet. Not until I see benchmarks and IQ. I heard about Intel Extreme Graphics 3 that uses a modified 3.2gHz P4 as a GPU and 3gb of 2.6gHz memory; it runs Doom3 at 3200x2400 with 256xAA and 512xAF at 1,200 fps. Beat that, hoes.

<b>nVidia cheated on me so I left her for ATi. ATi's hotter anyway...</b>

 

[coolsquirtle]

oh come on daddywags, u can do better than that the stuff u listed aren't gonna trick noobs...!!!

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[ufo_warviper]

Trident Blade3D owns all. On the box it says "Truly, the fastest 2D/3D multimedia accelerator".

My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!

 

[Guest]

Captain Obvious says this thread Rocks!

<b><font color=red>Captain Obvious To The Rescue!!!</font color=red></b>

 

[coolsquirtle]

SHUT UP UFO

SX 1 will rule all like PS3

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[TheGreatGrapeApe]

However the XGI VOLTRON Combines 4 Volari of different colours across PCI-EX connector,
all to hook up to one IBM QUXGA 22" LCD monitor to give you 3600x2400 at 200FPS in HL2 with full AA/AF.
All for the 199.95/mth under 48 month 0% financing.

Still <A HREF="http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/35a796d8/5e08eed6" target="_new">THIS</A> card OwnZ them all!


- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp <i>(or internet account)</i> ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new"><font color=green>RED</font color=green> <font color=red>GREEN</font color=red></A> GA to SK

 

[coolsquirtle]

lolz
well the SX1's the smallest card out yet

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[ufo_warviper]

OMFG! Where did I see that one before? I know I have, somewhere.

My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!

 

[baldurga]

That's really fun! :lol:

Let's continue it!


Still looking for a <b>good online retailer</b> in Spain :frown:

 

[phsstpok]

I've seen it before as well. I think it was in the old PC Accelerator mag.

OT: Who messed up the formatting on this page?

<b>56K, slow and steady does not win the race on internet!</b>

 

[speeduk]

<A HREF="http://www.tbreak.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19507" target="_new"> Ph34r </A> REAL graphics power!!!!!

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<A HREF="http://service.futuremark.com/compare?2k3=1284380" target="_new"> 3D-03 </A>
<font color=red> 120% overclocker </font color=red> (cheapskate)

 

[Schmide]

Dork. Fix your post its frilling up the formating.

Dichromatic for your viewing plesure...

 

[marneus]

Hah, nothing beats my Ultra turbo nutter gfx card, it uses the brain of a lemming soldered to the gubbing of a 5.99 digital watch for processing & memory storage is a tin of sardines... (only problem is that U need to keep the system on the floor or it will keep edging closer to the edge of your desk...)

damn, no maniacal grin smilie... i feel soo discouraged...

Trust me I know what I'm doing... ooops, grab the cat...