Ballmer: I Could Be a Winning Basketball Coach

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Balmer gone Wild!
18 hours of pure uncut footage, with some of the hotests microsoft blow-ups! And if you order now, you'll get a 13 hour bonus sweat edition! Watch Balmer drip and glisten!
 
I love this guy, even though it's weird to be so excited about.. software... 😛

Would you see him selling cars? MAN that'd be awesome!! Remember Crazy Earl from Weird Al Yankovic's UHF: "People come to me and say, Hey, WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THOSE CARS!!! I tell you what, if nobody comes down here and buys me a car in the next hour, I'M GONNA CLUB THIS SEAL! I'M GONNA CLUB A BABY SEAL TO MAKE A BETTER DEAL! You know I'll do it, cause I'm crazy!"

Hahaha I love this line :) Ballmer could have been a coach, but he's made to be visible :)
 
I think he should leave MS and become a basketball coach. Someone with ADD has no right to be the head of one of the biggest companies in the world. He probably can't concentrate on one thing more than 5 seconds. Its good to see someone who is excited about a product, but Bill Gates was excited without looking like he's going to have a heart attack.

Ballmer reminds me of this character I saw on a recent Law and Order. They guy was a schizophrenic roller skater street performer. Even when they had him in the interrogation room he couldn't sit still. lol
 
If not for microsoft i think he would be a nut in a huge fruitcake storage and when allowed to get out of his jacket he might run a fantasy baseball league.

Seriously i thinks its cool people can get excited about the things they like but to take this guy serious is almost like being a bigger nut yourself.
 
Not that I don't love me some Ballmer, but where is the news here? Did Tom's do an interview, or was this something he just said recently and you stuck a new quote at the end of several paragraphs?
 
Really missing it's monkey(*) dance - NOT
It makes you think twice, before sinking one more cent in m$, just to make this fat clown richer (of course it loves it's ca$h-cow) - mr. "yummy" (have you checked you're tongue lately? it's wearing off fa$t) and m$ fankiddies are, of course, excluded.

*: my excuses to all monkeys, they are intelligent beings
 
[citation][nom]hellscook[/nom]Just watch that video and tell me Ballmer isn't the missing link in human evolution. You can't, because he totally is.[/citation]
No,

He's the next step.
 
Oh, he's such a great leader, and a visionary: "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance"

And this is not a reaction, and an attitude worth of a Microsoft CEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5oGaZIKYvo

Either he's really out of touch with the reality, or he's just talking for the gullible ...
 
[citation][nom]ceteras[/nom]Oh, he's such a great leader, and a visionary: "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance"And this is not a reaction, and an attitude worth of a Microsoft CEO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5oGaZIKYvoEither he's really out of touch with the reality, or he's just talking for the gullible ...[/citation]
Yeah, because Jobb's opinions on netbooks have been completely spot on.
 
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