Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Amd User:

[AmdMELTDOWN]

Typical 8 - 12 day for an Amd user:

wake up
check temps
play games like UT
check temps
go to forums, praise Amd
check temps
tweak settings
check temps
run benchmarks
check temps
check temps
go to forums and post "why my temps high?"
check temps
check temps

12 hours later and not one damn thing accomplished on a Amd based pc.

 

[dhlucke]

*builds AMD shrine*

*prays*

*builds INTEL shrine*

*prays*

Whichever one gives me 3 wishes first is gonna be the one I stick with. That simple.

 

[julius]

corrections:

Typical 8 - 12 day for an Intel Prescott user:

wake up when its -10c outside
turn on pc
12 hours later and the room reaches a nice and comfortable temperature!

 

[endyen]

Too bad. We need one of those instant on Intel space heaters, It gets cold up here in Canada, this time of year.

 

[Atolsammeek]

No kidding endyen. I live in the mountains and it cold. A intel Presscott would do nicely to heat the house.

 

[liquidpaper007]

it might cause all the ice to melt and start a flood...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[pat]

Typical 8 - 12 day for an Amd user:

wake up
check temps
play games like UT
check temps
go to forums, praise Amd
check temps
tweak settings
check temps
run benchmarks
check temps
check temps
go to forums and post "why my temps high?"
check temps
check temps

12 hours later and not one damn thing accomplished on a Amd based pc.

Typical day for Intel prescott users ..

Wake up tired.. bad slepping night
Start its computer.. don't need to check temp... the alarm start to sound..
check cooler..running
check heatsink... well seated
change thermal paste... maybe that will fix.
start the computer... alarm still sound
disable alarm in BIOS
boot windows.. crash
remove side panel
finally boot windows
check temp ...65.. well sensor must be wrong
Check on internet
check email
Play UT.. frame rate low..
computer feeling sluggish
computer crash
Attempt to reboot. no go
wait a while for the computer to cool down
Finally booting complete
Download throttle watch
Start a word processing apps.
check throttle watch..ok
start a game
check throttle watch
Not good,throttling occur and P4 prescott running like a celeron ..
Anyway, since a celeron is good enough for simple office work, keep working
Stop work to activate AC
stop work to remove some cloth
stop work to remove some more cloth
stop work to put AC at full capacity
no more cloth to remove..
Go out and leave the room to cool down
Come back 2 hours later.. forgot to shut down computer... room no cool
MAD
ANGRY
Finally go out buying third party cooling solution
Don't fit on board...
ANGRY
still havent got the time to eat ..
bad headache.. cause by dehydratation..
Take some medicine..
finnaly drink and eat something
Go back to the computer.
Call for help on forum
Had good advice from Mozz.. he knows Intel stuff
AMD meltdown don't show up, because it is Intel trouble, and it can be.. probably user error..
room strating to heat up ..
read on low temp on AMD A64 CPU
AMDmeltdown show up feeling the need to put back AMD trolls at their place
Room still heating up
damn computer crash..
wait to reboot.. still too hot
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Finally, got ok to boot
Look at Newegg for liquid cooling
finnaly go with a simpler AMD solution, order it and go to bed
not able to sleep.. still to het in the room.....

Ahhhhhhh. I was long due for some trolling... feel better now.

 

[liquidpaper007]

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ned_Flanders]

ROFL!

 

[Spitfire_x86]

It's too long, not as funny as Melty's list.

Talent and experience is always necessary, even for being a perfect troll :lol:

 

[theholylancer]

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[endyen]

You forgot to mention accuracy. A troll should never be that close to the truth.
Points to meltie for inovation as well.
Nice try Pat, I did enjoy it, but for pure funny, meltie wins.

 

[pat]

Well, it seems that I still ahve some work to do in order to become a good troll.. Ok.. I'll try again.

Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Intel User:

Wake up
start the computer, then go to the bathroom
start cooking breakfast
eat breakfast
take a coffe to the computer
wait a while for the computer to finish booting
Check temp, 58
Register a cool nam, like AMDMeltdown
go in forum, hunting AMD troll
praise his intel, blaming motherboard temps sensor thou.
start playing a game, but could not finish it.. too sluggish
blame the game ...
hunt AMD user to show them the right way
Praise Intel
check temp.
25 BIOS update and the sensor still report temp too high..
blame BIOS programmer..
look at him self in the mirror
Praise him..


Damn.. I messed up again.. too long and accurate

 

[Spitfire_x86]

It's worse than the previous one

But don't stop trying, I wish your success

 

[endyen]

Spitfire is right. Please keep trying.

 

[theholylancer]

i'd have to agree this is too good to be stopped, you get my 120% vote for keep on coming (someone make a stickey outta this plz lol)

 

[mpasternak]

this will be my first winter with my AMD

the Intel prescott i had before definately helped keep my room warm I shit you not. it made a room temp difference of about 3 celcius

i don't think the Athlon will do that for my room this summer. right now it's only at 32c. i doubt it'll provide enough heat to my room to change anything

in fact. i'd imagine my idle temps will drop a LOT this winter. will i hit the < 30 mark?

 

[Zoron]

I never once checked temps in either of the AMD systems I owned.

Besides, right now, you could substitute Intel for AMD in your little diatribe and it would actually be 100% accurate.

 

[AmdMELTDOWN]

when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?

 

[pat]

when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?

BTW, clown, there is one Intel guy that have heat problem with his computer, If you're that smart, why not help him and prove your point that Intel do not overheat???

But you're such a moron yourself, and you rather keep proving it to everybody ..

I doubt that you can even help him... not smart enough for that ...

But keep posting .. it was long time since the last troll... happy to have one back.. and one of the greatest!!!

this guy has heat problem with Intel

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hey, I thought this was a bit of light hearted humor?

 

[endyen]

You may be close to right. When he joined THGC Zoron was a serious Intel fanbois. I dont know what made him think, or I would suggest that route to you.
It's amazing what people can accomplish, with a little brain power.

 

[pat]

i'd have to agree this is too good to be stopped, you get my 120% vote for keep on coming (someone make a stickey outta this plz lol)

Ok.. you one time, make me laugh (..well.. ok) so here is another one that I think should be better ..

Wake up sweating..
go back to bed, it was the temp alarm on the computer, the alarm from the clock
wake up again, sweating more
Check for encoding job (yeah, Intel is better for encoding job...)
Almost done.. CPU rinning at 40% speed du to throttling
go to work
go in forum on the internet
praise Intel for encoding
go back home.
Check job.
No progress.. computer freezed, work not saved, work lost forever
go to bed, blaming software

 

[theholylancer]

lol lets not step down to personal insults now? i mean this is after all a technical forum right? and this is a light hearted joke thread in such forum, so do us and your self a favour, stop so we can have more laughts