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Battle Report
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Sublime_Chris (Valorous Zerg) vs TahNakedLigadu (Evil Terran) on Lost
Temple
The peace-loving and kind-natured zerg started at 6 o'clock and the
murderous, kitten-torturing terrans started at 12 o'clock. Immediately
the tender zerg drones went to work, gathering resources for their
hungry zergling babies. Meanwhile, the plundering terran mechanical
monsters raped the landscape in their unquenchable thirst for riches.
The silly terran architects attempted a wall-in at their ramp and
started producing the dreaded bloodthirsty marine zombie warriors. A
poor defenceless overlord, scouting a new location for a zergling
child-care centre, accidentally floated near the evil terran base and
was murdered.
The glorious zerg warriors continued their base construction without
delay. One after one, pulsating structures sprung from the ground,
seemingly without any pattern or order. Unit upgrades were purchased.
Hatcheries were upgraded and refurbished. Overlords sat idly by. But
the peaceful existence of the zerg was soon to be over.
A handful of terran pirates sneaked into the zerg alcove and ran amok.
Fortunately, the brave soldiers of the zerg were able to repel the evil
attackers. When the zerglings and hydralisks of the welcoming party
went to visit the terran base, they were -- without provocation! -- set
upon and slaughtered. A search party of hydras were also brutally cut
down on their way to the northern part of the map.
As the terran empire-builders sprawled across the land, a group of cruel
marines and sultry medics camped outside the zerg base. A band of
zerglings easily removed these foolish spawn-campers. Some time later
the terran outlaws executed the cheapest move in the book: the ledge
drop. It was not long before these invaders also met the sharp claw of
the zergling.
By this time the brave defenders of Zergland were spent. Their numbers
and morale were low. When the final platoon of marauders punched
through the outer wall of the city, all hope was lost. But the glorious
soldiers held off the invaders as long as they could before finally
attempting an escape to a nearby island.
The looting and plundering of Zergland was not enough for the
bloodthirsty terran pirates. After teasing the remaining overlords with
their so-called "science vessels", the terran marines landed on the
island and murdered every last man, woman and zergling.
The terrans may have won this battle, but history will remember the true
heroes.
Battle Report
=============
Sublime_Chris (Valorous Zerg) vs TahNakedLigadu (Evil Terran) on Lost
Temple
The peace-loving and kind-natured zerg started at 6 o'clock and the
murderous, kitten-torturing terrans started at 12 o'clock. Immediately
the tender zerg drones went to work, gathering resources for their
hungry zergling babies. Meanwhile, the plundering terran mechanical
monsters raped the landscape in their unquenchable thirst for riches.
The silly terran architects attempted a wall-in at their ramp and
started producing the dreaded bloodthirsty marine zombie warriors. A
poor defenceless overlord, scouting a new location for a zergling
child-care centre, accidentally floated near the evil terran base and
was murdered.
The glorious zerg warriors continued their base construction without
delay. One after one, pulsating structures sprung from the ground,
seemingly without any pattern or order. Unit upgrades were purchased.
Hatcheries were upgraded and refurbished. Overlords sat idly by. But
the peaceful existence of the zerg was soon to be over.
A handful of terran pirates sneaked into the zerg alcove and ran amok.
Fortunately, the brave soldiers of the zerg were able to repel the evil
attackers. When the zerglings and hydralisks of the welcoming party
went to visit the terran base, they were -- without provocation! -- set
upon and slaughtered. A search party of hydras were also brutally cut
down on their way to the northern part of the map.
As the terran empire-builders sprawled across the land, a group of cruel
marines and sultry medics camped outside the zerg base. A band of
zerglings easily removed these foolish spawn-campers. Some time later
the terran outlaws executed the cheapest move in the book: the ledge
drop. It was not long before these invaders also met the sharp claw of
the zergling.
By this time the brave defenders of Zergland were spent. Their numbers
and morale were low. When the final platoon of marauders punched
through the outer wall of the city, all hope was lost. But the glorious
soldiers held off the invaders as long as they could before finally
attempting an escape to a nearby island.
The looting and plundering of Zergland was not enough for the
bloodthirsty terran pirates. After teasing the remaining overlords with
their so-called "science vessels", the terran marines landed on the
island and murdered every last man, woman and zergling.
The terrans may have won this battle, but history will remember the true
heroes.
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