News Bitcoin Valuation Falls to Lowest Level Since July 2021

The future is Beanie Babies. There will soon be a time when you will enter a store and pay for all of your groceries with Beanie Babies.

Digital Beanie Babies... Backed by a physical Beanie Babies, but only 1 physical to every 100000 digital. That way you can have your NFT database entry for your digital Beanie Babies entries indexed to the 1 physical Beanie Baby.
 
What is the opposite of "to the moon"?

At least when digital crypto is worthless it doesn't need to be recycled or pushed around in a wheel barrow to buy anything.

Oh wait... you could never buy anything with it directly anyway.