Have you ever even seen a CAMM connector? These aren't like the LGA pin array in a CPU socket, these are the standard high-frequency-high-density connectors that have been used as backplane connectors (e.g. in servers, core switches and routers, etc) for decades. The key is that they are shrouded: the pins are not fully exposed until you compress the connector, that why the 'C' in 'CAMM' stands for 'Compression'. And the connector cannot be compressed when unaligned, due to the presence of the fixed alignment pins.
Whilst one could still press the connector shroud down with a thumb and run a screwdriver along the pins to damage them, one could also jam a screwdriver into a SODIMM slot too, as it is impossible to make a connector foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.