Caption Contest: Jen-Hsun Huang's Fermi Grill

[JMcEntegart]

It's been a full seven days since Nvidia announced its GF100-based DX11 video cards and one thing everyone is talking about is how hot, hot, hot these puppies can get.

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[gimmeausername]

Today, we proudly introduce our brand new GrillForce100 featuring Direct-Burn 11 technology, the latest in our product line of "The Way It Meant To Be Incinerated"!

 

[AdamB5000]

"Just set it and... forget it!"

"If your card begins to overheat, just throw a burger on it."

"Anyone have a cat they don't need?"

 

[babybeluga]

"How do you like my new shirt?"

 

[Hilarion]

George Foreman has nothing on me and my Fermi.....!!!!!
And you get to game while you grill!
Who could ask for anything more?

SLI? You're joking, right? We don't want it to go NOVA...!

 

[babybeluga]

"Fermi is hotter than my cartoon department!"

 

[elel]

Never leave your computer again! With the new geforce 480GL you can play your games, cook your food and heat your house! 0% down and just $99.99 a month!

 

[winuwinu]

"Just run Crysis on full, and quicker than you can say "Tessellation!" you'll have a perfectly grilled dinner!

Drippings tray sold separately."

 

[devrahul]

So now you can cook and play game together ?
That's promising for a helping husband.

 

[reprotected]

"You're doing it right."

 

[bogcotton]

"Why settle for our competitors products? Sure they play games! But that's about all they can do!

With an nVidia gpu you can play games with a third dimension with our proprietry 3d! You can watch amazing physics effects with our proprietry physics engine! You can accelerate your software with our proprietry parallel computing arcitecture!

But best of all, Fermi can even GRILL STEAK!

It's a lean mean multi-purpose machine and its all yours for $499!"

 

[rmirwin2]

If great gaming gives you an appetite, wham, we've got the complete solution!

 

[cscott_it]

Have you ever wanted to cook a hamburger but lost interest after Crysis loads? Wanted to grill a steak while waiting for your raid to start?

We've taken a computer graphics card and in an act of defiance unto god, merged it with a grill!

Fermi - It even cooks your dinner!

 

[skevil]

"Still having trouble affording nVidia's new GTX 480? Not to worry! By selling your stove or outdoor grill, you'll earn enough money to enjoy today's latest graphics card that doubles as a grill! Buy today for a low, low one-time payment of just $499!"

"The most technologically advanced grill in the world."

 

[mqz4]

Jen: Fermi! To satisfy your tastellation!
Employee: Sir its tessellation
Jen: Hot damn!

 

[GrowingTuna]

"The way it was meant to be filleted"

 

[brett1042002]

"Bro fists and burgers for everyone"

 

[mlopinto2k1]

Pump, Pump, Pump, Pump it up!

 

[MagicPants]

How about "Not actually hot enough to fry an egg, 'journalists' should stop posting deceptive headlines"?

 

[Minus_i7]

Actual Photo.

 

[cscott_it]

[citation][nom]MagicPants[/nom]How about "Not actually hot enough to fry an egg, 'journalists' should stop posting deceptive headlines"?[/citation]

How about "Monkey sticks for everyone and you stop whining"?

 

[SoiledBottom]

Jen-Hsun Huang's Fermi Grill....Nvidia where cookin now.
Meat sold separetly.

Soiled

 

[hang-the-9]

nVidia Engineer 1: I told you we should never design when we're hungry.
nVidia Engineer 2: No kidding, or stoned. Remember the FX series? Man those were good times.
nVidia Marketer: Wait we can save this, I have a great cross-marketing plan...

 

[sinfulpotato]

Magic Pants, go look up 9800GTX+ frying an egg. Fermi gets hotter, the tin foil in that video didn't have enough contact with the heatsink.

 

[nforce4max]

Lucky me I live very close to HEB and after a few house of wow I'll go pick up a chuck roast or a brisket to slow cook while raiding in ICC. Hmm how about that one boss that takes 12 hours to down.