Carbonised or Compulsive?

[MrFlynn00]

OK, so I was looking for a new CPU. My friend told me that carbon- based ones are great, but that compulsive ones have certain advantages also. The question is: Should I get a carbonised potato ukelele or a compulsive potato ukelele? I'm really split and stuck between the two...

 

[Someone Somewhere]

Erm... Are you trolling? CPU stands for Central Processing Unit...

Making a ukulele out of potato wouldn't work well.

Given you have a CPU Expert badge, I'd guess you're either trolling or your account got hacked by someone who is trolling.