Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

[Guest]

The Zhengzhou Central Hospital in Nanjing, China, announced a new and rather unique therapeutic device that is designed to treat infertility in patients.

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[greghome]

I can see a group of teenagers lining up for it 😀

 

[dormantreign]

I know you never smirked while writing up this article 😛

 

[digiex]

They will never beat the hand.

 

[murzar]

Will always be cheaper than a girlfriend/wife. 😛

 

[ProDigit10]

Let's buy it!!!!

 

[SoiledBottom]

1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.

2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.

3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache

4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.

5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?

 

[husker]

If a married couple needs to use this for infertility testing, they got bigger problems.

 

[toms my babys daddy]

looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.

 

[merikafyeah]

Funny, I was sure Japan would've come up with this first. Then again, they already have robosexdroids, along with a bunch of other weird and unspeakable things.

 

[john_4]

OMG, LOL, give me a freaking break.

 

[sixdegree]

Apple should make one and call it: iCame.

 

[artemisclydefrog]

Article should read "Chinese invent cure for Tennis Elbow"

 

[ojas]

[citation][nom]toms my babys daddy[/nom]looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.[/citation]
Yeah need to see benchmarks.

 

[house70]

[citation][nom]toms my babys daddy[/nom]looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.[/citation]
Apparently, it won't be a hands-on review.

 

[kawininjazx]

They could at least put a wig on it.

 

[freggo]

Can you overclock it ?

 

[syrious1]

That hole needs to be a hell of a lot bigger, and what's this?!....... no device to massage the balls? NO DEAL.

 

[Guest]

Wonder how long before someone over there marries one of these.

 

[STravis]

Why not just hire some women (which would be cheaper and better). It's not like the Chinese don't have enough people.

 

[Lord Captivus]

[citation][nom]digiex[/nom]They will never beat the hand.[/citation]
The problem is catching the sperm it with the other hand!!

 

[bavman]

The auto masterbator 5000. Depending on how good it is might be worth it over a girlfriend for only $3000 in the long run

 

[Inferno1217]

First thing the guy does is stick his finger in.....lmao

 

[kanoobie]

Wonder if the shake weight will sue them for patent infringement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

 

[Tremec]

One step closer to cherry 2000!