Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

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SoiledBottom

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1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.

2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.

3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache

4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.

5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?
 

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Funny, I was sure Japan would've come up with this first. Then again, they already have robosexdroids, along with a bunch of other weird and unspeakable things.
 

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[citation][nom]toms my babys daddy[/nom]looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.[/citation]
Yeah need to see benchmarks.
 
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