Conroe vs Chuck Norris: Who would win?

[Jake_Barnes]

OK, who will ultimately win? This is serious ... no biased/juryrigged benchmarks allowed! 8O

 

[Jake_Barnes]

Keep in mind that Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".... 8O

 

[Action_Man]

Clearly Chuck Norris would win. I mean the guy can count to infinite, how many cpus can do that!?

 

[luminaris]

hhhmmm ... well, it's really not fair cause we don't know how many FPS Chuck puts out in FEAR


LOL

 

[k2000k]

Guys c'mon. Conroe Chuck Norris? Obviously Intel just asked Chuck Norris to take a dump and give it to them.


"Chuck Norris decided to bottle and sell his farts, as they are irresistable to women. He sells them as axe body spray.

 

[Jake_Barnes]

hhhmmm ... well, it's really not fair cause we don't know how many FPS Chuck puts out in FEAR

That's now, but remember Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

I want to see Conroe do that! :twisted:

 

[RichPLS]

I think Jackie Chan would claim the title! 😛

 

[pengwin]

omg u guys why did anyone even ask this

chuck would pwn any conroe out there

i googled that

 

[linux_0]

Neither.

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[Guest]

They say dont bring a gun too a Chuck Norris fight. I certainly feel the Conroe would loose...

 

[RichPLS]

Well then certainly Jackie Chan would pwn any AMD processor!

 

[Jake_Barnes]

All right wise guy ... can Chuck Norris be water cooled for $50?

Check it out ...

And remember, Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Let's see Conroe do that ... 8)

 

[luminaris]

Nah, he wouldn't Pwn conroe at all because, conroe can decode a movie faster

 

[Jake_Barnes]

Look it ... Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

 

[doomturkey]

OK, Chuck Norris can decode a movie by pointing at it and saying "decode". If you say he cant decode a movie, the you are SEVERELY mistaken man.

"Chuck Norris once ate 3 72oz. steaks in an hour. The first 45 minutes were spent having sex with the waitress."

 

[Jake_Barnes]

A word of caution here ... Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.

Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

And who brought you the early news of conroe: Article: Intel's Conroe and Merom chips

But this isn't about who did what ... it's about biblical truths ... Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

 

[someguyy]

Chuck would easily win.

i hope he doesnt kill me for not using his full name.

 

[Caboose-1]

OK, who will ultimately win? This is serious ... no biased/juryrigged benchmarks allowed! 8O

I know that If he was teamed up with MacGiver and went up against a Prescott they would get burned lol.

 

[jokersgrin]

My bet since Bruce Lee ain't around anymore my vote goes to

JET LI.... :twisted: chuck ain't sh!t :!:

 

[Anoobis]

Really want the truth about what happened to Cyrix.....Chuck Norris!!!!!

Chuck Norris is the Bermuda Triangle!!!!

Chuck Norris destroyed Pompei and sunk Atlantis...in his sleep!

Chuck Norris ate the The Donner Party.

Chuck Norris was at Chernobyl and 3 mile Island....and lived to laugh about it.

Chuck Norris IS a WMD!!

 

[a1ien]

No contest, Chuck Norris hands down because we all know that there really is no theory of evolution, just a list of creature Chuck Norris allows to live.

Same goes with everything else.

 

[linux_0]

ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol:

 

[the_guru]

Looks like it needs a lot to beat chuck:

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

Another video:

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Young_Chuck_Norris_48910.html

 

[Atolsammeek]

I think Jake_Barnes Should stay with Richard Simons or Michal jackson and leave Chuck alone.

 

[TabrisDarkPeace]

Clearly Chuck Norris would win. I mean the guy can count to infinite, how many cpus can do that!?

My system can perform 4 infinite loops at once and finish execuing each one in 5 seconds.

😛