xLoveHateLegend :
No sir, I just got this laptop.
I'm just kind of flabergasted that I'm the only person having this issue.
It only pops up when I open a new tab though, and there's a little gold fish that swims around in the little box... it's kinda funny, but it's just as irritating as any other pop up.
Once I get rid of it, I'm definitely making a backup.
"just got this laptop"
Is this new or used?
If a used device, your first move should be to wipe the drive and reinstall the OS.
If a new device, there should be a Recovery partition, letting you to bring it back to factory spec, and/or create your own DVD set to do the same.