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Chuck Norris got infected with Coronavirus. He collected and discharged all traces of the virus in a single drop of sweat, that he roundhouse kicked back to China as it fell to the ground. The splash healed all Chinese infectees.

Cops struggle to keep a growing crowd out of Chuck Norris' home. Some believe that their presence in his healing aura will effectively vaccinate them from Coronavirus.

Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.
 
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