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Elyvion-worshipping HE Crusader. Exalted. Orc Caves neutralized. +9, +6
randart falchion with huge INT and Evasion bonuses. +4 randart splint mail
and enough armor, etc. skill to cast my most important spells while wearing
it.
I head down a brown staircase. Ooh, orcs to fight! Let's kill them!
[Orc slaying ensues]
I head up a white staircase. Ooh, orcs to fight! Let's kill them!
[Orc slaying ensues]
I, uhh...
Oh, @#$@#. How do I get out of here?
You feel strangely unstable...
Oh, @%$$@#. Landed two squares away from where I started. No more scrolls of
teleportation left; never expected something like this.
Nope, no teleportation traps around here.
Nope, not a single blast of my \oRE helps cut through the 11 squares of rock
that are the minimum between me and freedom.
[Start casting high-failure, low-cost spells in hopes of getting teleportitis
before I starve]
You mutate. You feel a little hungry.
[Continue. You mutate this, you mutate that.]
You mutate. You feel a little more hungry.
[Continue.]
You starve. You die...
:-((((
Erik
Elyvion-worshipping HE Crusader. Exalted. Orc Caves neutralized. +9, +6
randart falchion with huge INT and Evasion bonuses. +4 randart splint mail
and enough armor, etc. skill to cast my most important spells while wearing
it.
I head down a brown staircase. Ooh, orcs to fight! Let's kill them!
[Orc slaying ensues]
I head up a white staircase. Ooh, orcs to fight! Let's kill them!
[Orc slaying ensues]
I, uhh...
Oh, @#$@#. How do I get out of here?
You feel strangely unstable...
Oh, @%$$@#. Landed two squares away from where I started. No more scrolls of
teleportation left; never expected something like this.
Nope, no teleportation traps around here.
Nope, not a single blast of my \oRE helps cut through the 11 squares of rock
that are the minimum between me and freedom.
[Start casting high-failure, low-cost spells in hopes of getting teleportitis
before I starve]
You mutate. You feel a little hungry.
[Continue. You mutate this, you mutate that.]
You mutate. You feel a little more hungry.
[Continue.]
You starve. You die...
:-((((
Erik
