As far as the rest of your points, setting aside issues of practicality or effectiveness, where is the justification? What is the basis for applying these laws only to crypto-related activities, rather than any activity that involves large amounts of computation/computer hardware/power draw?
CryptoCurrency is constantly misused by folks who believe it's anonymous and used to evade financial detection in crimes.
CryptoCurrency has grown exponentially in power consumption since the launch of BitCoin.
CyrptoCurrency is challenging Nation States in the legitimacy of their fiat currency.
Aren't you retired USAF?
If I was the IT manager/purchaser for a large architectural company, and wanted to build up 40 new workstation, I'd be pretty pissed.
Do we need to make exceptions for companies who are using technology for legit purposes and investigate said company before sales?
Or should we allow those folks to go to a vendor like Dell and have them take care of it and do the basic detective work and background check necessary?
What makes "green power" 'low grade and low quality'? The electrons are different?
The sources of power, like cheap low quality chinese Solar Panels.
Exchanges already have to abide by KYC/AML laws and maintain paper trails, and crypto gains are already required to reported as capital gains on your tax return.
Then it shouldn't be a problem to have Physical Exchanges do paper work before people exchange their local fiat currency for CryptoCurrency and have everything documented.
Nobody is going to pass legislation just for the sake of gamers who can't get the toys they want (when they want, for the price they want) because big, mean miners with deeper pockets are buying them all first.
What about the environmental impact of CryptoCurrency. That should also be a good reason to legislate against them on that ground.
Then their is the common belief (we all know that CryptoCurrency can be tracked) that CryptoCurrency is fully anonymous.
Right now, alot of CryptoCurrency is used in CyberCrime and that's become a larger issue as time has passed.
Edit: On a semi-related note, I think it'd be reasonable to look into expanding anti-scalping laws though. There's already a precedent in many places for banning the scalping of non-essential items (i.e. ticket scalping), albeit with varying levels of success, so I think it makes sense to at least try to ban/reduce scalping of other items, even if they're 'luxury' items.
Anti-Scalping needs to become a Federal Law and have all allied countries participate in Anti-Scalping laws.
There needs to be Price limits like forcing online vendors like Ebay & 1st/2nd/3rd party sellers on various retail websites or physical retailers from selling above MSRP.
That means websites will be required to enforce those limits.
Same with Retailers, Distributors, even GPU makers & AIB partners.
We can make regulation to limit online financial transaction services from charging above MSRP as well.
Even if some random folk wants to go craigslist and risk person to person interaction and private cash transaction; that risk is on them.
There are too many horror stories of things going wrong in those scenarios.