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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Pixel "#~ is burning:
>
> |>|That is just what they want you to think.
> |>
> |>No, it is called grim, harsh, cold reality!!
> |
> |There is no such thing as reality...
>
> Yes, there is. Just look underneath your bed and you will find it.

Good thing it wasn't my bed it was to be found under. Then Reality(TM)
would consist of defective hard drives saves for a Hard Disk Throw
Competition(TM)...

/Rasmus

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:
>
> |>>Reality *is* confusing. Somebody should replace it with something
> |>>simple and useful.
> |>
> |> Like a toaster...
> |
> |That would probably also mean an unlimited source of toasts.
>
> What if you run out of toast bread?

Build a chemical factory, a nuclear power plant. Then wait for a
meltdown. Then wait for mutations to appear. Some of the resulting
animals should be able to make toast bread.

/Rasmus

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
God, root, what is difference?
God is more forgiving.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
 
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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>> |>And it also has beautiful people, with charming vocal abilities!
>> |>
>> |>*coughs*
>> |
>> |Are you referring to yourself? Or somebody else?
>>
>> *coughs*
>
>You sound like you need a stiff drink...
>
>*hands over a big mug o'grog*

AARRR!!

GROG!!! GROG!!! GROG!!!



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Kasper <nospam@thanks.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> On 28 Aug 2005 15:43:46 -0700, "Deja Pixel"
> <johannesvanderwerf@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>|Pasta is a kind of bread...ish.
>>>
>>>>Oh yeah? You try and put nutella on pasta, sir! And I demand proof.
>>>
>>>http://www.familyleigh.co.uk/dan/countries/israel/images/aychspg1.JPG
>>
>>I think I am going to be sick now...
>
> What?! Why?

He ate it and realised it was poisoned.

/Rasmus

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
 
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A day without ervaqre is like a day without sunshine...

>>>> You bake your own!
>>>
>>> My last name is not Baker!
>>
>> No, that would make you Doctor Who.
>
> Who is Doctor Who?

Who is on first.

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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:15:38 +0930, "Daffy" <daffy@imalga.net> wrote:

>>>>> You bake your own!
>>>>
>>>> My last name is not Baker!
>>>
>>> No, that would make you Doctor Who.
>>
>> Who is Doctor Who?
>
>Who is on first.

Who?

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Kasper
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> |And exactly you should say that?
|>
|> phun has got many dimensions
|> i am seventeen yards
|
|I would have chosen a SI unit for that.

u uropejan1 yards roole teh welt xecialeh me1 imageneree bakyard

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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Kasper is burning:

|>|Pasta is a kind of bread...ish.
|>
|>Oh yeah? You try and put nutella on pasta, sir! And I demand proof.
|
|http://www.familyleigh.co.uk/dan/countries/israel/images/aychspg1.JPG

*stares*

It looks like the stuff some of the girls eat in Korean porn.

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Pixel "#~ is burning:

|>>>http://www.familyleigh.co.uk/dan/countries/israel/images/aychspg1.JPG
|>>
|>>I think I am going to be sick now...
|>
|>What?! Why?
|
|That just looks.... wrong...

You are weak, Pixel. Weakness cannot be tolerated. Can we take a pound of
your flesh?

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

www.aglami.net
ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|>>I think I am going to be sick now...
|>
|> What?! Why?
|
|He ate it and realised it was poisoned.

Did any fish ever red gardens seventy?

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

www.aglami.net
ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> |That would probably also mean an unlimited source of toasts.
|>
|> What if you run out of toast bread?
|
|Build a chemical factory, a nuclear power plant. Then wait for a
|meltdown. Then wait for mutations to appear. Some of the resulting
|animals should be able to make toast bread.

What if the toast producing animals would attack us? Then we would be in
great peril!

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Deja Pixel is burning:

|>|There is no such thing as reality...
|>
|>Yes, there is. Just look underneath your bed >and you will find it.
|
|Oh, well, reality has turned to dust then...

No, Pixel, look closer. Look!

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> |>No, it is called grim, harsh, cold reality!!
|> |
|> |There is no such thing as reality...
|>
|> Yes, there is. Just look underneath your bed and you will find it.
|
|Good thing it wasn't my bed it was to be found under. Then Reality(TM)
|would consist of defective hard drives saves for a Hard Disk Throw
|Competition(TM)...

Can you toss Hard Disks as far as a caber?

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Pixel "#~ is burning:

|>|Are you referring to yourself? Or somebody else?
|>
|>*coughs*
|
|Well, by the sound of that cough, you wouldn't be speaking of
|yourself...

*coughs*

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

www.aglami.net
ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> |Are you referring to yourself? Or somebody else?
|>
|> *coughs*
|
|You sound like you need a stiff drink...
|
|*hands over a big mug o'grog*

*coughs*

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

www.aglami.net
ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Pixel "#~ is burning:

|>You sound like you need a stiff drink...
|>
|>*hands over a big mug o'grog*
|
|AARRR!!
|
|GROG!!! GROG!!! GROG!!!

*coughs*

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

www.aglami.net
ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> |Oh. I think we'll have to use polar bears instead.
|>
|> but they are not as cute! who in here thinks polar bears are kawaii?
|
|We could paint them as panda bears!

NIT THEY STILL WOULDNT LOOK CUTE!! POLAR BEARS ARE LONG AND UNSHAPELY!

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ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:44:39 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>|>Oh yeah? You try and put nutella on pasta, sir! And I demand proof.
>|
>|http://www.familyleigh.co.uk/dan/countries/israel/images/aychspg1.JPG
>
>*stares*
>
>It looks like the stuff some of the girls eat in Korean porn.

You really shouldn't be watching that, you know.

--
Kasper
 
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:48:41 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>|Good thing it wasn't my bed it was to be found under. Then Reality(TM)
>|would consist of defective hard drives saves for a Hard Disk Throw
>|Competition(TM)...
>
>Can you toss Hard Disks as far as a caber?

Only if it has been formatted. Ahaha.

--
Kasper
 
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>>>http://www.familyleigh.co.uk/dan/countries/israel/images/aychspg1.JPG
>|>>
>|>>I think I am going to be sick now...
>|>
>|>What?! Why?
>|
>|That just looks.... wrong...
>
>You are weak, Pixel. Weakness cannot be tolerated. Can we take a pound of
>your flesh?

Keep your hands of this flesh!
It's mine. MINE I TELL YO!U


--
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www.warande.net/~pixel
pixel at aglami dot net
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
www.aglami.net
-
"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
-
 
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>|Pasta is a kind of bread...ish.
>|>
>|>Oh yeah? You try and put nutella on pasta, sir! And I demand proof.
>|
>|http://www.familyleigh.co.uk/dan/countries/israel/images/aychspg1.JPG
>
>*stares*
>
>It looks like the stuff some of the girls eat in Korean porn.

What? Poo?


--
pixel - knight of aglami
www.warande.net/~pixel
pixel at aglami dot net
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
www.aglami.net
-
"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
-
 
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>|There is no such thing as reality...
>|>
>|>Yes, there is. Just look underneath your bed >and you will find it.
>|
>|Oh, well, reality has turned to dust then...
>
>No, Pixel, look closer. Look!

No... just dust. Composed of molecules...


--
pixel - knight of aglami
www.warande.net/~pixel
pixel at aglami dot net
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
www.aglami.net
-
"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
-
 
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>|Are you referring to yourself? Or somebody else?
>|>
>|>*coughs*
>|
>|Well, by the sound of that cough, you wouldn't be speaking of
>|yourself...
>
>*coughs*

Execpty.


--
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www.warande.net/~pixel
pixel at aglami dot net
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
www.aglami.net
-
"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
-
 
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|> |Are you referring to yourself? Or somebody else?
>|>
>|> *coughs*
>|
>|You sound like you need a stiff drink...
>|
>|*hands over a big mug o'grog*
>
>*coughs*

Stop coughing already.

Unless you are choking on something. Then raise your left hand and
make a 360 degrees turn.


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www.warande.net/~pixel
pixel at aglami dot net
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
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"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
-
 
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A day without Kasper is like a day without sunshine...

>>>>>> You bake your own!
>>>>>
>>>>> My last name is not Baker!
>>>>
>>>> No, that would make you Doctor Who.
>>>
>>> Who is Doctor Who?
>>
>> Who is on first.
>
> Who?

Naturally.

--
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