Curse of MI difficulty levs...

[Sean]

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blondestranger wrote:

>>>>> | Kasper (16 July 1999)
>>>>> |
>>>>> | Sean (18 July 1999)
>>>>
>>>> By two days, you bastard.
>>>
>>> Better than 6 years ;o)
>>>
>>> *feels a presence of people being the boss of me*
>>
>> No, that was me, sorry. I'll keep my hands to myself from now on, I
>> promise.
>
> /slips her hands in her pockets and backs away, smiling to herself

Except in certain notable cases, of course.

 

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:
>
> |> |Hard to keep up on aglami with all this drinking...
> |>
> |> Ah! So, well, I have been white with idle towers for a while. But patience
> |
> |My towers weren't idle, they have just been placed in totally
> |irresponsible places (ie. too far from usenet)...
>
> Thou art a scoundrel and a heretic.

Thank you very much. That is awfully nice of you to say. ARrrrrr.

> |
> | [information]
> |
>
> Your information is correct. You have passed the Aglami Trials. You now
> can call yourself a proud Aglamian. Please, as a gift, accept this

WOW!

*looks surprised*

Actually this a lot of honour. A scoundrel like you. Wow.

> birdman.
>
> *hands birdman*

*puts birdman on prominent shelf and points*

> Lightning can be seen if you look up in the sky.

Ah nice. I did some fireworks with cute little bombs myself too. Not
that they are nice, but they sure are fun.

/Rasmus

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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
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> Earlier ervaqre muttered:
>
>>Your information is correct. You have passed the Aglami Trials. You now
>>can call yourself a proud Aglamian. Please, as a gift, accept this
>>birdman.
>>
>>*hands birdman*
>>
>>Lightning can be seen if you look up in the sky.
>
> Wooohooo!!!
>
> P A R T É É ! ! !

*hands a barrel of grog around*

/Rasmus

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Sean <sgegg@hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>>Kasper is not a monkey: |>I still haven't figured out all the
>>>>rankings; I guess I will in
>>>>|>time...
>>>>|
>>>>|Don't we have a list of that somewhere? Reinder?
>>>>Tadaa! However, many of these do not post in Aglami anymore. Also,
>>>>the list is incomplete.
>>>>| Februari 1998, Aglami was created along with other LucasArts |
>>>>newsgroups
>>>
>>>...
>>>
>>>>| Reinder (15 May 1999) the most important of all!
>>>
>>>...
>>>
>>>>| Kasper (16 July 1999)
>>>>|
>>>>| Sean (18 July 1999)
>>>
>>>By two days, you bastard.
>> Better than 6 years ;o)
>> *feels a presence of people being the boss of me*
>
> No, that was me, sorry. I'll keep my hands to myself from now on, I promise.

Oh, it was your hands. I could've been sure it was a rubber chicken
with a pulley in the middle.

*feels a bit drunk AGAIN*

/Rasmus

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Sean <sgegg@hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
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> blondestranger wrote:
>
>>>>>> | Kasper (16 July 1999)
>>>>>> |
>>>>>> | Sean (18 July 1999)
>>>>>
>>>>> By two days, you bastard.
>>>>
>>>> Better than 6 years ;o)
>>>>
>>>> *feels a presence of people being the boss of me*
>>>
>>> No, that was me, sorry. I'll keep my hands to myself from now on, I
>>> promise.
>> /slips her hands in her pockets and backs away, smiling to herself
>
> Except in certain notable cases, of course.

Who told you to keep your hands to yourself?

/Rasmus

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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
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> Earlier ervaqre muttered:
>
>>|> *me looks in his memory*
>>|>
>>|> Nope, almost no trace of knowledge to german languge...
>>|
>>|Yeah, the Danish education system will do that.
>>
>>Education is more often than not scrap material. It is better to have a
>>head full of happy junk, with bleached pandas. Now I am going to set you
>>on fire.
>
> You can't bleach pandas, that's cruel!


Nono, you'll have to kill them first!

/Rasmus

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Sean <sgegg@hotspammeallyouwantpop.com> hit the keyboard.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>>>And a "mof" is a not so nice name for a German.
>> *me looks in his memory*
>> Nope, almost no trace of knowledge to german languge...
>
> Yeah, the Danish education system will do that.

It did!

And I even come from Falster where everyone but me speaks and
understand german.

/Rasmus

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:
>
> |Eh, I don't think DOOM was ever possible to play on game servers.
>
> It is not reality that matters, it is what they do with your mind. Anyway,
> about the chicken, and about DOOM, I have no idea. Actually, I have no
> idea about anything tonight. I am aware that I typing, and that the
> letters descend on my virgin white screen, beautiful and untouched by
> nature. I know a lion can beat a tiger, but we all like tigers better,
> don't we? Lions are barbaric and fierce, though they were a lot fiercer
> when they were roaming around the mountains, bearing the sky on their
> shoulders, speaking French. But I have no idea about the chicken.

But if you encourage the lion, wouldn't that make the barbarians
mountaineers?

> |*proudly show bruise*
> |
> |See, Reinder made this!
>
> Thou art marked forever, and when fire as high as heaven reaches the human
> lands, thou shalt be saved. I am a torch tonight, and I shall terrorise
> you all.

*me lights another torch and exchanges it for Reinder*

/Rasmus

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
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> Sean is burning:
>
> |> No problem! When I was young I was a professional concrete block painter.
> |> I only had to paint them in two colours, red and yellow. Which is it going
> |> to be?
> |
> |Burnt sienna.
>
> Error. Please enter personal identification code.

pi

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:
>
> |> |>Well, it was still missing a lot of information!
> |> |
> |> |Oh... :/
> |>
> |> And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
> |
> |Wouldn't curry be better?
>
> What if your eyes fall out, then what girl will take you to the Chocobo
> Races?

I can think of a few, still I would stay home for the curry carnival.

/Rasmus

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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
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> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>>> |Then again, if I was right it was of no use to me at all ;o)
>>>
>>> We, the Lords of Aglami, make no mistakes. What we post, always is
>>> unleashed into this world at the perfect timing, with extreme care and
>>> speed. And nothing ever halts us! Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom
>>> of night stays our posters from the swift completion of their appointed
>>> posting frenzies. We are the Lord of Aglami, and we eat cheese.
>>>
>>mmmmcheese
>
> Nachos?

*opens a Bjørnebryg*

/Rasmus

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
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> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:
>
> |> Tadaa! However, many of these do not post in Aglami anymore. Also, the
> |> list is incomplete.
> |
> |Not that it really matters now but wasn't that a bad time to post it?
> |I mean, I was in the middle of my fifth trial.
> |
> |Then again, if I was right it was of no use to me at all ;o)
>
> We, the Lords of Aglami, make no mistakes. What we post, always is
> unleashed into this world at the perfect timing, with extreme care and
> speed. And nothing ever halts us! Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom
> of night stays our posters from the swift completion of their appointed
> posting frenzies. We are the Lord of Aglami, and we eat cheese.

Sorry, Master!

Happy cheese-eating.

*wonders if there is anything exciting in the fridge*

/Rasmus

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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
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> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>>> |>|There was a nearly finished RRRRR? Why did you not finish it!?!?
>>> |>
>>> |>Well, it was still missing a lot of information!
>>> |
>>> |Oh... :/
>>>
>>> And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
>>>
>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>
> Who's Basil?
> *eyes blonde*

*eyes along*

Fawlty Towers?

/Rasmus

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[Sean]

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>>>>>>| Kasper (16 July 1999)
>>>>>>>|
>>>>>>>| Sean (18 July 1999)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>By two days, you bastard.
>>>>>
>>>>>Better than 6 years ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>>*feels a presence of people being the boss of me*
>>>>
>>>>No, that was me, sorry. I'll keep my hands to myself from now on, I
>>>>promise.
>>>
>>>/slips her hands in her pockets and backs away, smiling to herself
>>
>>Except in certain notable cases, of course.
>
> Who told you to keep your hands to yourself?

I did!

 

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Pixel "#~ wrote:
> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>
>>>|>|There was a nearly finished RRRRR? Why did you not finish it!?!?
>>>|>
>>>|>Well, it was still missing a lot of information!
>>>|
>>>|Oh... :/
>>>
>>>And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
>>>
>>
>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>
>
> Who's Basil?
> *eyes blonde*
>
>
silly bunny, you know i can't tell you that.

 

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Pixel "#~ wrote:

> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>
>>>|Then again, if I was right it was of no use to me at all ;o)
>>>
>>>We, the Lords of Aglami, make no mistakes. What we post, always is
>>>unleashed into this world at the perfect timing, with extreme care and
>>>speed. And nothing ever halts us! Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom
>>>of night stays our posters from the swift completion of their appointed
>>>posting frenzies. We are the Lord of Aglami, and we eat cheese.
>>>
>>
>>mmmmcheese
>
>
> Nachos?
>
>
lets get?

 

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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>>Ah, you say that only because of France!
>>>
>>>Well, true yes. But some of those French liberating women are really
>>>hot!
>>
>> http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>
>Holy ones and all? Oh my...
>
>Are all french maidens holy?

No. Just the ones with swords I think.


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Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>>>>And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
>>>
>>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>>
>> Who's Basil?
>> *eyes blonde*
>
>silly bunny, you know i can't tell you that.

You just as well tell me right now. You know
I have ways off finding out...



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Pixel "#~ wrote:
> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>
>>>>>And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
>>>>
>>>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>>>
>>>Who's Basil?
>>>*eyes blonde*
>>
>>silly bunny, you know i can't tell you that.
>
>
> You just as well tell me right now. You know
> I have ways off finding out...
>
>
>
only when i let you

 

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Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>>>>|Then again, if I was right it was of no use to me at all ;o)
>>>>
>>>>We, the Lords of Aglami, make no mistakes. What we post, always is
>>>>unleashed into this world at the perfect timing, with extreme care and
>>>>speed. And nothing ever halts us! Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom
>>>>of night stays our posters from the swift completion of their appointed
>>>>posting frenzies. We are the Lord of Aglami, and we eat cheese.
>>>
>>>mmmmcheese
>>
>> Nachos?
>
>lets get?

some?


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Pixel "#~ wrote:

> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>
>>>>>|Then again, if I was right it was of no use to me at all ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>>We, the Lords of Aglami, make no mistakes. What we post, always is
>>>>>unleashed into this world at the perfect timing, with extreme care and
>>>>>speed. And nothing ever halts us! Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom
>>>>>of night stays our posters from the swift completion of their appointed
>>>>>posting frenzies. We are the Lord of Aglami, and we eat cheese.
>>>>
>>>>mmmmcheese
>>>
>>>Nachos?
>>
>>lets get?
>
>
> some?
>
>
its like i already did

 

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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>|> *me looks in his memory*
>>>|>
>>>|> Nope, almost no trace of knowledge to german languge...
>>>|
>>>|Yeah, the Danish education system will do that.
>>>
>>>Education is more often than not scrap material. It is better to have a
>>>head full of happy junk, with bleached pandas. Now I am going to set you
>>>on fire.
>>
>> You can't bleach pandas, that's cruel!
>
>Nono, you'll have to kill them first!

You can't kill pandas, that's cruel!


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Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>>>>>>And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
>>>>>
>>>>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>>>>
>>>>Who's Basil?
>>>>*eyes blonde*
>>>
>>>silly bunny, you know i can't tell you that.
>>
>> You just as well tell me right now. You know
>> I have ways off finding out...
>
>only when i let you

When I make you let me know...


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blondestranger is burning:

|> Thou art marked forever, and when fire as high as heaven reaches the human
|> lands, thou shalt be saved. I am a torch tonight, and I shall terrorise
|> you all.
|>
|sigh, you never terrorise me anymore

I am too old for that.

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Pixel "#~ is burning:

|>It is not reality that matters, it is what they do with your mind. Anyway,
|>about the chicken, and about DOOM, I have no idea. Actually, I have no
|>idea about anything tonight. I am aware that I typing, and that the
|>letters descend on my virgin white screen, beautiful and untouched by
|>nature. I know a lion can beat a tiger, but we all like tigers better,
|>don't we? Lions are barbaric and fierce, though they were a lot fiercer
|>when they were roaming around the mountains, bearing the sky on their
|>shoulders, speaking French. But I have no idea about the chicken.
|
|El Pollo Diablo??

El Crocodilio Inflatabilio!

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