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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|*me lights another torch and exchanges it for Reinder*

Why? Is it dark in here?

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> Laughing is this uncyprian activity where human beings spread wide their
|> face and exhibit solicitation. It encourages our species to rise, hence I
|> would recommend said behaviour.
|
|Problem is mostly the laughs come with builtin kicks in the butt and
|stuff.
|
|Well, I'll probably just stay out of Sweden.

Yes, there are much better countries in the world anyway!

*waves the Australian flag*

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ervaqre, the lord of fire

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Pixel "#~ is burning:

|>Well, true yes. But some of those French liberating women are really
|>hot!
|
|http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg

Who is the hot girl in the white t-shirt?

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ervaqre, the lord of fire

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Pixel "#~ is burning:

|>> It is supposed to be a very beautiful state. Nice people, good economy, it
|>> is very spacious, it has a relatively low cost of living. What more could
|>> you want?
|>>
|>snort
|
|Oh, I remember what more I want, now.
|Civilization and culture.

Then what are you doing in the Netherlands???

*puzzled*

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> Wooohooo!!!
|>
|> P A R T É É ! ! !
|
|*hands a barrel of grog around*

*eats the barrel*

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ervaqre, the lord of fire

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|>>heh.
|>>
|>>peter
|>
|> peter
|
|Hi peter.
|
|peter

peter

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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>Well, true yes. But some of those French liberating women are really
>|>hot!
>|
>|http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>
>Who is the hot girl in the white t-shirt?

Don't make me disown you.


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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>> It is supposed to be a very beautiful state. Nice people, good economy, it
>|>> is very spacious, it has a relatively low cost of living. What more could
>|>> you want?
>|>>
>|>snort
>|
>|Oh, I remember what more I want, now.
>|Civilization and culture.
>
>Then what are you doing in the Netherlands???
>
>*puzzled*

I was born here. That does not mean I want to make things worse by
moving to Texas.


--
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pixel at aglami dot net
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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>It is not reality that matters, it is what they do with your mind. Anyway,
>|>about the chicken, and about DOOM, I have no idea. Actually, I have no
>|>idea about anything tonight. I am aware that I typing, and that the
>|>letters descend on my virgin white screen, beautiful and untouched by
>|>nature. I know a lion can beat a tiger, but we all like tigers better,
>|>don't we? Lions are barbaric and fierce, though they were a lot fiercer
>|>when they were roaming around the mountains, bearing the sky on their
>|>shoulders, speaking French. But I have no idea about the chicken.
>|
>|El Pollo Diablo??
>
>El Crocodilio Inflatabilio!

A purple one?


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ervaqre wrote:
> Pixel "#~ is burning:
>
> |>Well, true yes. But some of those French liberating women are really
> |>hot!
> |
> |http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>
> Who is the hot girl in the white t-shirt?
>
she sure has a purdy mouth
 
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Pixel "#~ wrote:

> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>
>>>>>>>And I forgot the salt! And the pepper!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>>>>>
>>>>>Who's Basil?
>>>>>*eyes blonde*
>>>>
>>>>silly bunny, you know i can't tell you that.
>>>
>>>You just as well tell me right now. You know
>>>I have ways off finding out...
>>
>>only when i let you
>
>
> When I make you let me know...
>
>
/smiles
ok dear
 
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ervaqre wrote:

> blondestranger is burning:
>
> |> Thou art marked forever, and when fire as high as heaven reaches the human
> |> lands, thou shalt be saved. I am a torch tonight, and I shall terrorise
> |> you all.
> |>
> |sigh, you never terrorise me anymore
>
> I am too old for that.
>
you're right, i like em young and fresh
 
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blondestranger <deblon@highstream.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Pixel "#~ wrote:
>
>> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>>
>>>>>>|Then again, if I was right it was of no use to me at all ;o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We, the Lords of Aglami, make no mistakes. What we post, always
>>>>>> is unleashed into this world at the perfect timing, with extreme
>>>>>> care and speed. And nothing ever halts us! Neither snow nor rain
>>>>>> nor heat nor gloom of night stays our posters from the swift
>>>>>> completion of their appointed posting frenzies. We are the Lord
>>>>>> of Aglami, and we eat cheese.
>>>>>
>>>>>mmmmcheese
>>>>
>>>>Nachos?
>>>
>>>lets get?
>> some?
>>
> its like i already did

I vaguely remember tasting nachos once.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff
on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it 😉
-- Linus Torvalds
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
 
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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:
>
>>>>|> *me looks in his memory*
>>>>|>
>>>>|> Nope, almost no trace of knowledge to german languge...
>>>>|
>>>>|Yeah, the Danish education system will do that.
>>>>
>>>>Education is more often than not scrap material. It is better to have a
>>>>head full of happy junk, with bleached pandas. Now I am going to set you
>>>>on fire.
>>>
>>> You can't bleach pandas, that's cruel!
>>
>>Nono, you'll have to kill them first!
>
> You can't kill pandas, that's cruel!

Then just paint them instead of bleaching them?

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
When is it time to reinstall an operation system?
- When booted, the computer prints "Starting Windows..."
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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier ervaqre muttered:
>
>>|>It is not reality that matters, it is what they do with your mind. Anyway,
>>|>about the chicken, and about DOOM, I have no idea. Actually, I have no
>>|>idea about anything tonight. I am aware that I typing, and that the
>>|>letters descend on my virgin white screen, beautiful and untouched by
>>|>nature. I know a lion can beat a tiger, but we all like tigers better,
>>|>don't we? Lions are barbaric and fierce, though they were a lot fiercer
>>|>when they were roaming around the mountains, bearing the sky on their
>>|>shoulders, speaking French. But I have no idea about the chicken.
>>|
>>|El Pollo Diablo??
>>
>>El Crocodilio Inflatabilio!
>
> A purple one?

No, the yellow one. El Crocodillo Amarillo.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
It may be the only innovation in Windows (CTRL-ALT-DELETE was
not invented by MS).
- Hans Reiser
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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:
>
> |*me lights another torch and exchanges it for Reinder*
>
> Why? Is it dark in here?

No, but fire is fun.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
When is it time to reinstall an operation system?
- When booted, the computer prints "Starting Windows..."
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --
 
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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>> http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>>>
>>>Holy ones and all? Oh my...
>>>
>>>Are all french maidens holy?
>>
>> No. Just the ones with swords I think.
>
>Oh. Is that because the swords are holy?
>
>I don't remember seeing many maidens with swords when I was in
>France. Perhaps it has become unpopular during the last 5 years or
>perhaps there are just very few maidens in Normandy.

This one was like killed... ages ago.


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Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>> |>Well, true yes. But some of those French liberating women are really
>> |>hot!
>> |
>> |http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>>
>> Who is the hot girl in the white t-shirt?
>>
>she sure has a purdy mouth

Hurg.
Don't make me beat you all up!


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pixel at aglami dot net
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Earlier blondestranger muttered:

>>>>>>>i'm rather fond of basil...some basil please
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Who's Basil?
>>>>>>*eyes blonde*
>>>>>
>>>>>silly bunny, you know i can't tell you that.
>>>>
>>>>You just as well tell me right now. You know
>>>>I have ways off finding out...
>>>
>>>only when i let you
>>
>>
>> When I make you let me know...
>
>/smiles
>ok dear

Muwahahahaha!


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www.warande.net/~pixel
pixel at aglami dot net
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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:
>
>>>>> http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>>>>
>>>>Holy ones and all? Oh my...
>>>>
>>>>Are all french maidens holy?
>>>
>>> No. Just the ones with swords I think.
>>
>>Oh. Is that because the swords are holy?
>>
>>I don't remember seeing many maidens with swords when I was in
>>France. Perhaps it has become unpopular during the last 5 years or
>>perhaps there are just very few maidens in Normandy.
>
> This one was like killed... ages ago.

It is possible to tell, she's nailed to wall and entirely flat. She
also looks a bit pale.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
As soon as g95 can parse all of the statements correctly, it will be in
the 'larva' state. When we generate code, the 'pupa' state. When g95 is
done, we'll see if it will be a beautiful butterfly, or just a big
bug....
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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier blondestranger muttered:
>
>>> |>Well, true yes. But some of those French liberating women are really
>>> |>hot!
>>> |
>>> |http://www.warande.net/~pixel/stfu/frenchmaiden.jpg
>>>
>>> Who is the hot girl in the white t-shirt?
>>>
>>she sure has a purdy mouth
>
> Hurg.
> Don't make me beat you all up!

You just try!

/Rasmus

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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
In god we trust, all others pay cash.
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blondestranger is burning:

|> |sigh, you never terrorise me anymore
|>
|> I am too old for that.
|>
|you're right, i like em young and fresh

I read that as: "i like em young and french"

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|>>El Crocodilio Inflatabilio!
|>
|> A purple one?
|
|No, the yellow one. El Crocodillo Amarillo.

¡No me gustas los cocodrilos amarillos! ¡Son valorado excesivamente!

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ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|> Why? Is it dark in here?
|
|No, but fire is fun.

THAT DEPENDS ON UR DEFINITION OF PHUN SIR!

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is burning:

|>>> You can't bleach pandas, that's cruel!
|>>
|>>Nono, you'll have to kill them first!
|>
|> You can't kill pandas, that's cruel!
|
|Then just paint them instead of bleaching them?

But to paint them you will have to bleach them first, otherwise you will
get the colours mangled up!

--
ervaqre, the lord of fire

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ervaqre[at]aglami[dot]net
 
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