Daddy Bieber

[dogman_1234]

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/04/bieber-ive-never-met-woman-claiming-paternity/?hpt=hp_t2

I know it is not world news, but c'mon...

 

[wanamingo]

Doggy if we dont believe in him he loses his power and will disappear from the mortal realm.

 

[AbdullahG]

Take the darn test if you aren't concerned about this case!

 

[dogman_1234]

Doggy if we dont believe in him he loses his power and will disappear from the mortal realm.

What does the great rey think about this?

 

[Pyree]

Two girls can have a baby?

Something is wrong here. I must go back to school and redo sex ed on P.E. lesson.

 

[AbdullahG]

Two girls can have a baby?

Something is wrong here. I must go back to school and redo sex ed on P.E. lesson.

Oh I see what you did there 😀

 

[dogman_1234]

Two girls can have a baby?

Something is wrong here. I must go back to school and redo sex ed on P.E. lesson.

Hey, if a man in Oregon can have a baby...those two can sure do something as well.

Never doubt what humans can do...with science!

 

[Pyree]

Yeah, they both have a womb and so they just need some sperm.

So, do you think that is why Bieber no longer wear anything that show the belly because of the stretch mark?

Oh wait, sorry, the other partner carries the baby.

 

[Pyree]

I should stop doing this or Bieber fans will start sending me death threat.

 

[dogman_1234]

I do not think there are any fans here. Mostly guys in in their 40's who have tech jobs; a boring day at work. Sorry guys. Unless, there is that 40 year old perv...

Anyways. I do not like JB. Call me prejudice all you want...it is true. He is just a pretty boy who gets what he wants...Most of us if not all of us young guys have to go to college and get degrees to make 1/100 of what he makes. some of us are ugly and cannot even get a single girl to like us. some of us guys have to live out a sheltered life while he is out, exposing his soul to the world. Most of us guys are real men. Regardless. Even the drunk college frat guy down the corridor.

 

[Pyree]

I know. It is difficult to cling onto a relationship when you have to work so hard and have so little time. Also it is even worse for me because I am short and nerdy (ok, I don't look nerdy because of my tan from field work but I talk nerd talk). You just feel like you never know when your gf will cheat on you with some big hunk.

Man, I have insecurity issue. I am going to call.

 

[dogman_1234]

Call who?

 

[Pyree]

Call her of course. Check what she is doing.

At home she said.

Paper work never finish.

 

[dogman_1234]

don't get too clingy bud. If she cheats on you, she is not worth it. I don't care how much you love here, she never reciprocated the love. Please, continue your relationship in a healthy, loving way.

God bless.

 

[Pyree]

Well, the phone call is so short. You see where this is heading.

I think I better prepare for the worst.

 

[dogman_1234]

Seconding guessing is not a resort. Go to her. Talk to hear. Be concerned for her.

Tell her you are concerned for her and that you love her and that you wish for both of you to be together lovingly for each other.

Here is a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c24NMza_c6A

 

[Pyree]

Thank you for your advice dogman.

I think I should take some time off.

 

[jsc]

Back to the original topic. The simple solution is a blood test. All else is a "He said, she said."