smorizio - thanks for your reply. I've no one to blame but myself for the original damage...great/awful story that would take up too much space here - but I have to accept it's down to me to deal with the damage - at least the INITIAL damage.
smorizio :
... call dell speak with a level 3 customer relation person also send a letter to dell corp. if the system board could not be replaced they should have given a cost to replace the system board...
I may have been through that already. How does one get correspondence/email etc directly to Round Rock? I don't want to sound xenophobic, but in all cases during my MANY discussions with call-centers (in Delhi, Hyderabad, Costa Rica, and Panama), even being left on hold for up to half an hour on occasion, Dell reps would every time come back to say they were unable to get more information. So it seems to me that Round Rock has a very tall wall around itself, or at least when they want not to be reached, they won't be.
An extremely un-helpful woman (in Hyderabad) claimed to be the highest level supervisor available, yet like all preceding her, was unable to give me more detail than "unit is BER...do you want to see photos?" I was fairly furious with her - and she didn't give a rip. I ended up telling her YES - send me the damned photos, but there's not going to be anything new to me, since I knew well the interior condition of the machine when it went to them, and had my own photos. But I specifically forbade her from shipping ('shoving' would be more accurate) the unit back to me (from Round Rock), thinking I'd keep banging on other Dell doors to get some actual communication happening and maybe get the damned thing fixed while it was there - or at least hear the gory details.
She sent no photos. She DID send the laptop back, regardless of my warning her NOT to do so. Major drama, me off-island when it came, had to go to FedEx to get it when I returned, and I went ballistic when they couldn't find it because Dell hadn't given me an effing TRACKING number...
A subsequent Dell "supervisor" is at least pleasant to deal with and says I will be refunded, but that's not my real concern. He's suggesting we "try again." I'd even do that, but wanted to again demonstrate that it would boot up, but...yeah, now it won't. I'd been sending various "supervisors" who parroted the "BER" diagnosis with my photos of the scorched mess; it had been barely able to display anything, but despite ugliness, it had booted up fine to show my desktop on an external monitor, and that was all the convincing I'd needed to send it out. Even composed a letter in the box explaining this to the unknown tech.
Adding to the insanity of this: there was a letter in the return box that said Dell had been trying to reach me, without success, to tell me what the repairs WOULD COST, so they'd given up and were returning it to me. NO mention of BER. New supervisor says 'nah, nevermind that...' (I
know, right?)
Though the thing was a mess when I sent it in, I found some things further amiss when I opened it again - the aux USB board disconnected, some screws missing from the mobo, and what I think was a Dell-damaged mobo connector for the LCD. Seems plausible the tech "had a plan" and just wanted to get my approval for the tab before proceeding, but their absurd maze of call-center communications lost all of that in the translation.
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Anyway, if you've got more knowledge about getting in contact with The Right People - Round Rock, that is - please say how. Sending a letter seems absurd, though yes, I'd do it if it were the only way.