only problem i have with this review: "Basically, I set out to make the worst source footage I could within 10 minutes." expecting the best from the worst is shaky reviewing technique at best. do the same with every iDevice, mount it upside down and to your review mirror (the least stable viewing source of any automobile i can immediately think of other than the license plate bracket with two screws mounted in the bottom of the frame.) give us something to compare it to.
nobody goes around trying to make the worst video, amateurs typically take the wrong equipment (any iDevice, because they think they can film starwars with their phones bwhahahahaaa) and try to make videos that always turn out like that.
so how much did apple pay for this advertisement and not to demonstrate their iDevices with this microsoft product? i'm guessing a 10% discount on an iPhone7 Gold when it comes out with some upc sized coupon.