Duck Hunting Protester Season is also open today ..

[Reynod]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/duck-protester-shot/story-e6frf7jo-1226024497084

Um ... don't wade around with the ducks and you probably won't get shot ... this was my "moral of the story" take on this.

 

[buwish]

Builds character. 😉

But yes, common sense dictates that if you are going to protest about something being hunted, it would be a grand idea to protest from behind, not in the direction where hunters are shooting.

 

[Reynod]

... or at least wear one of my patented armadillo helmets ... which offer nuclear, biological, extraterrestrial and shotgun protection ... Disclaimer: ONLY if worn with the optional sperm whale eye visor.

My Japanese anti-whaling friend sells me the eyes cheap.

badge and I plan to stock these once we can get a decent supply.

We plan to cash in on these greenies and "save the worlders".

Iv'e labelled them "100%" organic ... and marked the price up.

These animals were all roadkill ... run over by cars and oil tankers.

Life ... its a "viscous" circle my friend.

 

[badge]

badge and I plan to stock these once we can get a decent supply

Well with breaking news stories like this you will never get a decent manikin to do what you say. Dial up that Kidman chick, undress her and put on what you have of the hat. On Nicole, not you.

We interrupt this program for an important announcement. "We've built a flying saucer boasts Iran".

Reliable US sources respond, yes but we still have Charlie Sheen



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[wanamingo]

Well that would explain why when i was abducted the aliens kept offering me goat meat and forced me to tell them i was an earthling spy shortly before they dropped me outside of Golestan........

 

[fazers_on_stun]

... or at least wear one of my patented armadillo helmets ... which offer nuclear, biological, extraterrestrial and shotgun protection ... Disclaimer: ONLY if worn with the optional sperm whale eye visor.

Sure, but are they Dick Cheney-proof?? 😛

 

[buwish]

They'll be lucky to get that thing 20 feet off the ground. Least in Hollywood B-movies, they had decent steel lines to get them a few hundred feet off the ground. Plus, even if it is real (I highly doubt it), Dick Cheny would eat that thing for lunch. 😀

 

[Reynod]

Well the duck hunting is kinda peripheral.

I think the duck hunters were just keen to shoot a few "greenies" or the like.

The ducks were possibly a diversion.

I'd have used frozen salt water though ... pellets are nasty and just un-Australian.

Must have been a tourist from one of those third world countries where they actually shoot people ... he got a bit confused.

I hope the woman pulls through without scars.

I hope she stays away from ducks too.

Iv'e told people before that ducks are dangerous and can kill you.

 

[NITROGEnarcosis]

shoot, it was only bird shot now if it was deer season and the idiot caught so 00 buck then I could see a problem. Should be pretty common sense though, DON'T BE IN THE DIRECTION PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING!

 

[wanamingo]

Meh she wasnt that good looking anyway.

 

[wanamingo]

lol I live in a very rural area where hunting is the norm. I dont hunt myself (the GF hates plants so much thats all she eats 🙁 ) Besides without ducks how would i make my weekly Turduken?

 

[Reynod]

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