I don't want an AI, chat bot, or digital assistant that is in any way trying to be funny, humorous, snarky, or "have an attitude".
Its like the "free smells" sign at Jimmy John's. It started out as mildly cute the first time anybody saw it, decades later it's now just a passive aggressive middle finger to potential customers, which calls unnecessary attention to their overpriced low-quality sandwiches.
Don't waste my time. Just find me the impossible-to-google tidbits of information I need (for example "when did Jimmy John's start using 'free smells' signs", or "how much money is $16pcm in usd"), and move on.