Facebook Camera Checks Into Businesses With Your Face

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viper666

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All we need now are shopping-carts which automatically tweet what we buy.

Too much surveillance everywhere and i suppose this is just the beginning :|
 

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I'm working on my new product as well. Poopdeals is going to be a pile of success! Everytime you poop, you will get a coupon.. hmm.. maybe I should call it poopon.
 
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Next advertisers might add a camera underneath the toilet lid, giving recommendations on exercising techniques and drugs to optimize a healthy secretion of waste.
 

freggo

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[citation][nom]myromance123[/nom]Yeah, I can imagine going to a bathroom and then getting recommended toilet paper discounts for this.[/citation]

Or hemorrhoid cream...
 

freggo

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[citation][nom]icemunk[/nom]I'm working on my new product as well. Poopdeals is going to be a pile of success! Everytime you poop, you will get a coupon.. hmm.. maybe I should call it poopon.[/citation]

Hmmm.... Grey Poupon.... what can we call yours then... :)
 

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I'm sorry sir, we cant hire you because we found a picture on your facebook page of you doing jelly shots off a guys belly button....

But it was a dare.................

NEXT!!
 

boiler1990

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Yes, Facebook, after all of your privacy debacles and millions of users complaining about your breaches in maintaining user data, this is your best move.

No wonder the stock is worthless...
 

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The first thought I had when I read this is if it's installed at an adult store, everyone would be covering their faces whenever they shopped there. Imagine the check-in:

"John Doe checked in at Wang's House of Adult Videos"
 

freggo

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[citation][nom]boiler1990[/nom]Yes, Facebook, after all of your privacy debacles and millions of users complaining about your breaches in maintaining user data, this is your best move. No wonder the stock is worthless...[/citation]

They claim not to be affiliated with Facebook.
But the color...font.... if this was Apple they'd be all over it by now !
 

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[citation][nom]freggo[/nom]Or hemorrhoid cream...[/citation]They'll have a camera in the toilet to see if you have them or not.
 
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