FLASH: Bill is a Knight!

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Well, it only took a few billion dollars and Bill Gates bought himself a
knighthood. He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth today. No, you can't call
him 'Sir' Bill because he wasn't born in the U.K.

He now joins the illustrious other knights like Elton John and Sean Connery,
etc. at the Round Table, which is fitted for email, internet, and music
which is all WIFI of course.

The queen will knight anyone who brings bucks into the U.K. which is
obvious, since Bill looks real silly in his coat of armour and his tiny
lance. It's my feeling that the queen got a chance to use FS9, and liked it
so much because she could examine all her property from the comfort of her
castle without actually seeing the peasants below her (where she thinks
everyone is).

No further news to follow.

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Arthur
 
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I should make myself clear on this....

Although my message sounds somewhat 'tongue in cheek', I have much
admiration for Bill Gates as well as some other thoughts which are shared by
many. Insofar as the royal family is concerned, there are much more serious
people to consider than them and I wish them all the best.

Arthur

"Arthur" <alspectorz@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:jr-dnYt9bPVOr7vfRVn-2w@rogers.com...
> Well, it only took a few billion dollars and Bill Gates bought himself a
> knighthood. He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth today. No, you can't call
> him 'Sir' Bill because he wasn't born in the U.K.
>
> He now joins the illustrious other knights like Elton John and Sean
> Connery, etc. at the Round Table, which is fitted for email, internet, and
> music which is all WIFI of course.
>
> The queen will knight anyone who brings bucks into the U.K. which is
> obvious, since Bill looks real silly in his coat of armour and his tiny
> lance. It's my feeling that the queen got a chance to use FS9, and liked
> it so much because she could examine all her property from the comfort of
> her castle without actually seeing the peasants below her (where she
> thinks everyone is).
>
> No further news to follow.
>
> --
> Arthur
>
>
 
Archived from groups: alt.games.microsoft.flight-sim (More info?)

To be honest, Microsoft brings in alot of jobs world wide including England.
I will be starting my MCSE just after university and my CCNA, and with my
MCSE I am pretty set for jobs

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"Arthur" <alspectorz@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:jr-dnYt9bPVOr7vfRVn-2w@rogers.com...
> Well, it only took a few billion dollars and Bill Gates bought himself a
> knighthood. He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth today. No, you can't call
> him 'Sir' Bill because he wasn't born in the U.K.
>
> He now joins the illustrious other knights like Elton John and Sean
> Connery, etc. at the Round Table, which is fitted for email, internet, and
> music which is all WIFI of course.
>
> The queen will knight anyone who brings bucks into the U.K. which is
> obvious, since Bill looks real silly in his coat of armour and his tiny
> lance. It's my feeling that the queen got a chance to use FS9, and liked
> it so much because she could examine all her property from the comfort of
> her castle without actually seeing the peasants below her (where she
> thinks everyone is).
>
> No further news to follow.
>
> --
> Arthur
>
>
 
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"Chris Harries" <chrisflyer@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:ritVd.183059$68.44763@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> To be honest, Microsoft brings in alot of jobs world wide including
England.
> I will be starting my MCSE just after university and my CCNA, and with my
> MCSE I am pretty set for jobs
>
> --

Really? I thought all those jobs went to India.
 
Archived from groups: alt.games.microsoft.flight-sim (More info?)

It is said, " Once a king always a king, but once a Knight is enough."

"Arthur" <alspectorz@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:jr-dnYt9bPVOr7vfRVn-2w@rogers.com...
> Well, it only took a few billion dollars and Bill Gates bought himself a
> knighthood. He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth today. No, you can't call
> him 'Sir' Bill because he wasn't born in the U.K.
>
> He now joins the illustrious other knights like Elton John and Sean
Connery,
> etc. at the Round Table, which is fitted for email, internet, and music
> which is all WIFI of course.
>
> The queen will knight anyone who brings bucks into the U.K. which is
> obvious, since Bill looks real silly in his coat of armour and his tiny
> lance. It's my feeling that the queen got a chance to use FS9, and liked
it
> so much because she could examine all her property from the comfort of her
> castle without actually seeing the peasants below her (where she thinks
> everyone is).
>
> No further news to follow.
>
> --
> Arthur
>
>
 
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"DB" <shyturttle@nospamaol.com> wrote in message
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> Your thinking about American Express
>
> Damian
And Dell; and Veritas; and British Telecom; and my Bank and..........

Chris
 
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 00:57:59 GMT, "Chris Harries"
<chrisflyer@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>To be honest, Microsoft brings in alot of jobs world wide including England.
>I will be starting my MCSE just after university and my CCNA, and with my
>MCSE I am pretty set for jobs

You do know what MCSE stands for?

Must Consult Someone Experienced...

🙂

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>>
>> The queen will knight anyone who brings bucks into the U.K. which is
>> obvious, since Bill looks real silly in his coat of armour and his tiny
>> lance. It's my feeling that the queen got a chance to use FS9, and liked
>> it so much because she could examine all her property from the comfort of
>> her castle without actually seeing the peasants below her (where she
>> thinks everyone is).
>>
>> No further news to follow.
>>
>> --
>> Arthur


Talking about The Family

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