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Stoned Monkey wrote:
> I've put a few down here please feel free to add more

This one is pure class:

"you turn on your computer as ask:
"please master steam (valve) which game MUST i play today?"
absolute and complete control
i call it becoming steam (valve) servants/slaves"
 
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"Memnoch" <memnoch@nospampleaseimbritish.ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:e9qhu0t18cfuttm6dqeqbl2pkuihdlcv53@4ax.com
> On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 13:04:16 -0600, The Soliphist
> <fatmanlittleboy@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Memnoch <memnoch@nospampleaseimbritish.ntlworld.com> wrote in
>> news:bv4gu0lv9k1puuv61a1ffsjpsdg31dg9s8@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Reminds me a lot of a Doom 3 one I saw a while back. Even had a
>>> little TFT screen on the front and below it was a mock up of one of
>>> those airlocks in the game. Really well done.
>>
>> Link please? Thanks.
>
> http://www.thebestcasescenario.com/projects/doom3/doomlog/doom3log_1.html
>
> I think I saw another site with better images but that's the one
> alright.

Wow, I never saw that one before! Thanks! Geez its right up there with
the HL2 case mod :) Both look righteous! Honestly, I think I'd go for
the Doom3 modded case myself :) Just looks SO cool!
McG.
 
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Stoned Monkey wrote:
> I've put a few down here please feel free to add more
>
> "YOU HAVE ACCEPTED STEAM!
> and every gamer who accept steam is weak, submissive and a coward"
>
> or
>
> "portrait of a valve gamer
> HAPPY AND VERY IGNORANT"
>
> or
>
> "VALVE is the "ruthless dictator" using his "war machine" STEAM
> I'm from the underground "resistance" which fights for freedom"
>
> or
>
> "everything is important when it comes to fight steam
> valve's has many powerfull weapons, so we must use everything we
> have!"
>
>
> or
>
> "its a complete humiliation what valve is making every gamer do"
>
> or
>
> "don't forget, valve took away "CHOICE"
> there is no "CHOICE" with valve, it has to be their way or none
> as a consumer don't you agree "CHOICE" is one of the most important
> things?"
>
> or
>
> "its disgusting making news of valve's pure propaganda "we are great
> we banned even more bandits", the media should simply ignore them
> and you really touch what is important, its so evident valve becoming
> "judge, jury and executioner" and steam gamers are helpless mice in
> valve cage ready to by fried"

i just found another great few quotes

"steam is in your brain like a virus in a computer
so get it out, unless you want to become another valve servant"

"i feel steam
is wrong and its damaging me
"

"for more about valve's evil plans please check the following posts"

the next one is one of my personal favourites

"with time steam will only get worse and worse and worse
its just like the chick from the movie exorcist"


--

You're not a God, you're a birthday cake!
 
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Stoned Monkey wrote:


Don't forget: "why are you like this? your main task is making me write!"
 
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Nostromo wrote:
> .
> .
> Hang on, I'm missing something, I'm sure...
> .
> .
> .
> .
> Oh that's it!
> .
> .
> .
> .
> KEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR *PLONK*!!!

There... doesn't that feel good? 🙂

--
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always
so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts"

Bertrand Russell