Funny stuff said in T3...

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Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."

 

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Must've been the sound of my own echo.
*in a slightly lower voice*
Must've been the sound of my own echo.
*CHUCKLE CHUCKLE*

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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Benny: "But I *am* looking at it!" in response to another guard telling him
he should have a wound looked at. Cracked me up 😀

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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Guard: "You make a lotta noise for somebody trying to hide"

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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"Ok! Who's buying the beer then!" after having told the gruesome story of a
fire and murders at an orphanage to a captivated audience

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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Benny (looking up at me clinging to a wall just feet above him):

"Don't look so smug! I'm gonna get you evenchewally!"

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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Benny - greeting a pagan: "Happy...*tree*.... or something"

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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Pedestrian to guard: "Evening..."
Guard to pedestrian: "ah heck off!"

Stitches ahoy!

 

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> Benny: "I'm a big, tough....guarding...guy..."
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A Hammerite:
And the first built his house from straw, but that house crumbled. And the
second built his house from sticks and that crumbled. But the third built
his house from stone, and thus kept the trickster out!

😀