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One day God calls down to Noah and says: "Noah, my friend and obedient servent,
I want you to make me a new Ark."

Noah replies: "No problems, God. Anything you want - after all you're the
boss!"

But God interrupts: "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, Noah, I want not just
a couple of decks... I want 20 decks one on top of the other."

"20 decks!" cries Noah. "Well, Okay, Your Holyness. Whatever you say. Should I
fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well... sort of right... this time I want you to fill it up
with fish," God answers.

"Fish?" queries Noah.

"Yep, fish... well, to make it more specific, Noah, I want carp - wall to wall,
floor to ceiling - Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "Okay, God. Let me get this right, you want a new
Ark?"

"Check."

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"

"Check."

And you want it full of Carp?"

"Check."

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of
his tether.

"Dunno", replies God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
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Saint Firk dit:

> One day God calls down to Noah and says: "Noah, my friend and obedient servent,
> I want you to make me a new Ark."

[snip]

I'm ashamed to admit that did make me laugh out loud.


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