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Strider wrote:
> David Firewater proclaimed...
>
>
>>http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/12/valve_bans_steam_accovnts.html
>>
>>:)
>
>
> Only right, damn cheaters!
>

NPC's have feelings too. Good to see they're finally vnionised...

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how far wovld valve make yov go so yov covld play hl2?
wovld yov even sell yovr own mother to play hl2?????

ps: no disrespect to all wonderfvl mothers arovnd the world bvt instead
complete despise for brainless gamers wanting to become valve's servants

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Joosaho proclaimed...

> Ummmm .... it's a joke people.

LOL

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turn it into a masterpiece?"
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Joosaho wrote:
> Shawk wrote:
>
>> Strider wrote:
>>
>>> David Firewater proclaimed...
>>>
>>>
>>>> http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/12/valve_bans_steam_accovnts.html
>>>>
>>>> :)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Only right, damn cheaters!
>>>
>>
>> NPC's have feelings too. Good to see they're finally vnionised...
>>
> Ummmm .... it's a joke people.

Hmmm. Yov mean to say it isn't real? Yov mean that there really isn't
a Video Game Secvrity Gvard Union? Yov don't mean that Alyx and Barney
aren't real do yov? I mean they move their lips and everything. I can
get more sense from them than from my own teenagers here.

I REALLY thovght that was a trve article.

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"Nothing in the world is more dangerovs than sincere ignorance and
conscientiovs stvpidity."

Martin Lvther King, Jr.
 
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"Joosaho" <Joosaho@Joosaho.com> wrote
> Ummmm .... it's a joke people.

Don't listen to him, people. It's all real, I tell ya...
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David
davidfirewater(a)hotmail.com
 
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David Firewater wrote:
> "Joosaho" <Joosaho@Joosaho.com> wrote
>
>>Ummmm .... it's a joke people.
>
>
> Don't listen to him, people. It's all real, I tell ya...

Phew, thanks David.

--
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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"David Firewater" <davidfirewater.nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:35qailF4qa79oU1@individual.net
> "Joosaho" <Joosaho@Joosaho.com> wrote
>> Ummmm .... it's a joke people.
>
> Don't listen to him, people. It's all real, I tell ya...

Oh MAN am I relieved! 😱\
McG.
 
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McGrandpa wrote:
> "David Firewater" <davidfirewater.nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
> news:35qailF4qa79oU1@individual.net
> > "Joosaho" <Joosaho@Joosaho.com> wrote
> >> Ummmm .... it's a joke people.
> >
> > Don't listen to him, people. It's all real, I tell ya...
>
> Oh MAN am I relieved! 😱\
> McG.

OF course it's real. My mate is a mate of Barney's and he says it's all
true.
 
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<chadwick110@hotmail.com> wrote
> OF course it's real. My mate is a mate of Barney's and he says it's all
> true.

I *am* Barney.
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David Firewater wrote:
> <chadwick110@hotmail.com> wrote
>
>>OF course it's real. My mate is a mate of Barney's and he says it's all
>>true.
>
>
> I *am* Barney.

No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!

--
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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"Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
> > I *am* Barney.
>
> No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!

Welease Fweeman!
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David
davidfirewater(a)hotmail.com
 
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David Firewater wrote:
> "Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
>
>>>I *am* Barney.
>>
>>No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!
>
>
> Welease Fweeman!

Did you say... 'ex-combine'?

That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it, sir.

Well, what happened?

I was cured, sir.

Cured?

Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.

Who cured you?

Fweeman did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a
sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a combine with a trade,
next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave.
'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.


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"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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"Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
> Did you say... 'ex-combine'?
>
> That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it, sir.

LOL. Don't start everyone down that road Shawk, it'll never end.
--
David
davidfirewater(a)hotmail.com
 
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David Firewater wrote:
> "Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
>
>>Did you say... 'ex-combine'?
>>
>>That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it, sir.
>
>
> LOL. Don't start everyone down that road Shawk, it'll never end.

Lol, yeah, had already decided the next post was 'STOP THAT.... it's
silly' 🙂


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"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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Shawk <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> typed as if devouring a plate of
spoo:
> David Firewater wrote:
>> "Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
>>
>>>> I *am* Barney.
>>>
>>> No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!
>>
>>
>> Welease Fweeman!
>
> Did you say... 'ex-combine'?
>
> That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it,
> sir.
>
> Well, what happened?
>
> I was cured, sir.
>
> Cured?
>
> Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
>
> Who cured you?
>
> Fweeman did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All
> of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a combine with a
> trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your
> leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

Next thing you know, we'll be asking for shrubberies...

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There is no spoon.

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EvilBill wrote:
> Shawk <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> typed as if devouring a plate of
> spoo:
>
>>David Firewater wrote:
>>
>>>"Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
>>>
>>>
>>>>>I *am* Barney.
>>>>
>>>>No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!
>>>
>>>
>>>Welease Fweeman!
>>
>>Did you say... 'ex-combine'?
>>
>>That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it,
>>sir.
>>
>>Well, what happened?
>>
>>I was cured, sir.
>>
>>Cured?
>>
>>Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
>>
>>Who cured you?
>>
>>Fweeman did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All
>>of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a combine with a
>>trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your
>>leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.
>
>
> Next thing you know, we'll be asking for shrubberies...
>

Gnnng...must.....resist....

--
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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"Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> skrev i meddelandet
news:1106834358.27426.0@damia.uk.clara.net...
> EvilBill wrote:
> > Shawk <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> typed as if devouring a plate of
> > spoo:
> >
> >>David Firewater wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>I *am* Barney.
> >>>>
> >>>>No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Welease Fweeman!
> >>
> >>Did you say... 'ex-combine'?
> >>
> >>That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it,
> >>sir.
> >>
> >>Well, what happened?
> >>
> >>I was cured, sir.
> >>
> >>Cured?
> >>
> >>Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
> >>
> >>Who cured you?
> >>
> >>Fweeman did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All
> >>of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a combine with a
> >>trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your
> >>leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.
> >
> >
> > Next thing you know, we'll be asking for shrubberies...
> >
>
> Gnnng...must.....resist....
>

Ah my good man don't resist here you are a small bottle of Absolut Kurant it
will make you in to top shape in no time....... no need to say thanks it's
on the house....


; )

lyset
 
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lyset wrote:
> "Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> skrev i meddelandet
> news:1106834358.27426.0@damia.uk.clara.net...
>
>>EvilBill wrote:
>>
>>>Shawk <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> typed as if devouring a plate of
>>>spoo:
>>>
>>>
>>>>David Firewater wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Shawk" <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses> wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>I *am* Barney.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No I'm Barney and so's my wife!!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Welease Fweeman!
>>>>
>>>>Did you say... 'ex-combine'?
>>>>
>>>>That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the citadel, and proud of it,
>>>>sir.
>>>>
>>>>Well, what happened?
>>>>
>>>>I was cured, sir.
>>>>
>>>>Cured?
>>>>
>>>>Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
>>>>
>>>>Who cured you?
>>>>
>>>>Fweeman did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All
>>>>of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a combine with a
>>>>trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your
>>>>leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.
>>>
>>>
>>>Next thing you know, we'll be asking for shrubberies...
>>>
>>
>>Gnnng...must.....resist....
>>
>
>
> Ah my good man don't resist here you are a small bottle of Absolut Kurant it
> will make you in to top shape in no time....... no need to say thanks it's
> on the house....
>

The absolut does look nice.... NO! ... do not tempt me shallow one.
Don't you know how these Monty Python threads get out of hand?...


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"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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