"At least I stole a couple of minutes of your pathetic lives. Yes i must be retarded seeing as I am the one making all of the spelling mistakes. I do enjoy seeing you nerds get so agitated. Perhaps you could place oil pumps on your foreheads and live off the money you would make selling it to Texaco? It must be hard for you to sleep at night. Oh wait you don't! You live on this forum for god knows what reason and apparantly have nothing outside of this to keep you busy. Except possibly playing games on your computers. I can only imagine the kinds of cancer you people are acquiring. Silly nerds. Why dont you all go give your pathetic little silicon brides a nice rubdown and then maybe you can rub one off onto your case and feel as if you've accomplished something. Hahahahaha, oh man I hate you guys."
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-"Yes i must be retarded..." True statement, and that "i" should be capitalized, as well as followed by a comma.
-"You live on this forum for god knows what reason..." "reason" should be followed by a comma.
-"Except possibly playing games on your computers." This is not a sentence.
-"...a nice rubdown..." "rubdown" should be followed by a comma. That sentence should also be ended with a question mark.
There are a few other questionable areas in your post, as well as some 'not quite sentences', but similar writing is used commonly in casual situations (by myself included), so I won't bitch about it.
Your post wasn't too bad grammar or spelling wise, it was quite bearable to read, unlike SOME posts I've seen! However since you intentionally made the comment, "Yes i must be retarded seeing as I am the one making all of the spelling mistakes." which is half true, I decided to correct you in a few areas.
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