How long is a piece of string?

[croc]

How long is a piece of string?

 

[sirheck]

7 inches.

 

[belial2k]

it is the size of the universe

 

[croc]

But how do I tell?

 

[sirheck]

Use a lazer range finder.

 

[Josh5890]

An inch too short

 

[croc]

Use a lazer range finder.

Tried that, but my laser kept making my piece of string disappear...

 

[sirheck]

LOL!
Try the new softer eco friendly lazer.

 

[croc]

LOL!
Try the new softer eco friendly lazer.

The one I have does just fine on rabbits, how much more eco-friendly can we Aussies get?

 

[sirheck]

It only works on roo,s walabee,s and koala,s.

Just dont play with the common browns or tai-pans

 

[obsidian86]

does it work on emu's?

 

[mindless728]

put it next to an ATI 5970, that should give you a rough estimate (either shorter than a foot or longer)

 

[croc]

So far, I found that on Xmas eve that it wasn't long enough to wrap any of the few pressies I put under what passes for a tree. Yesterday I found that it was too long to easily use as a reminder to remember to do the xmas dishes. Hmm... A conundrum.

So no pressies got wrapped, and the xmas dishes still need washing...

 

[rolli59]

That is it, the length of a string is only from end to end.

 

[sparky13]

...if two swallows both used the string they could probably...