No.Is your yard fully fenced?
Understood, I was hoping for a yes. That would offer the chance of entry point control, to keep the larger geese out.No.
The back, where they and the ducks stroll in from, is open.
I'm affraid this is true.From my farm kid days, anything to rid yourself of the geese would likely do the same with the ducks. Aside from targeted removal.
They will just keep coming back to the food source.
Have you tried punching a goose?Ducks have adopted our backyard. They come back every spring (mid-march). Families with babies, etc.
Very cute.
We feed them pellets and dried corn.
Local geese have now found this, and are showing up daily to eat.
That's terrible advice. And irresponsible. You didn't even mention he'll need body armor, medical coverage and a desire to taste hopital food.Have you tried punching a goose?