HOW TO FLASH ALL NVIDIA CARDS SAFELY AND OPTIMALLY

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This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any damage to
it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible via
videocard bios flashing.

1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it standing on
end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.

2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a brown
overcoat and a brown hat.

3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.

4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in front
of it.

5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and quickly go
back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your normal
clothes.

The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
noticed.

 

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"mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any damage
to
> it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible via
> videocard bios flashing.
>
> 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it standing
on
> end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
>
> 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a
brown
> overcoat and a brown hat.
>
> 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
>
> 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in
front
> of it.
>
> 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and quickly
go
> back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your normal
> clothes.
>
> The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> noticed.
>
>

Great Post. Best fun I"ve heard here in awhile...DO you think the intended
audience will even get it at all?

 

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LOL!

I guess that method might work.

W. - Flashed my ASUS 5900 to 5950 Ultra, successfully with an ASUS 5950
bios.

 

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Can someone loan me a coat?


"Biz" <biznospam@notatt.net> wrote in message
news:QHKwc.41485$_k3.1025201@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>
> "mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
> news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any damage
> to
> > it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible via
> > videocard bios flashing.
> >
> > 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it
standing
> on
> > end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
> >
> > 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a
> brown
> > overcoat and a brown hat.
> >
> > 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
> >
> > 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in
> front
> > of it.
> >
> > 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and quickly
> go
> > back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your
normal
> > clothes.
> >
> > The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> > performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> > noticed.
> >
> >
>
> Great Post. Best fun I"ve heard here in awhile...DO you think the intended
> audience will even get it at all?
>
>

 

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That's good and all, but how LONG do you flash it for!?? I've stood there
from a few seconds to a few hours, then when I reinstall the card, theres no
noticeable improvement AT ALL. I'm thinking of contacting Nvidia and
complaining.

-disgruntled lamer.

"mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any damage
to
> it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible via
> videocard bios flashing.
>
> 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it standing
on
> end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
>
> 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a
brown
> overcoat and a brown hat.
>
> 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
>
> 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in
front
> of it.
>
> 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and quickly
go
> back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your normal
> clothes.
>
> The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> noticed.
>
>

 

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It sounds to me like you are using sofware, instead of the recommended
firmware. Perhaps the size of the software package is too small ?

- NuTs

"Blaedmon" <here@hell.com> wrote in message
news:c9vnrt$1bvq$1@otis.netspace.net.au...
> That's good and all, but how LONG do you flash it for!?? I've stood there
> from a few seconds to a few hours, then when I reinstall the card, theres
no
> noticeable improvement AT ALL. I'm thinking of contacting Nvidia and
> complaining.
>
> -disgruntled lamer.
>
> "mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
> news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any damage
> to
> > it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible via
> > videocard bios flashing.
> >
> > 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it
standing
> on
> > end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
> >
> > 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a
> brown
> > overcoat and a brown hat.
> >
> > 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
> >
> > 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in
> front
> > of it.
> >
> > 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and quickly
> go
> > back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your
normal
> > clothes.
> >
> > The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> > performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> > noticed.
> >
> >
>
>

 

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I have tested the method using both software and firmware based on the
Viagra (R) implementation on various Nvidia cards and all tests conslusively
showed a high correllation in terms of performance and stability to the same
cards flashed with the bios image files found on the internet. The only
minor difference was that in the Viagra(R) firmware condition the cards
looked slightly more shocked and took roughly a second longer to fire up.



"NuTCrAcKeR" <nutcracker@internationalhacker.org> wrote in message
news:I9mdnSpR5J2NAV7dRVn-vA@speakeasy.net...
> It sounds to me like you are using sofware, instead of the recommended
> firmware. Perhaps the size of the software package is too small ?
>
> - NuTs
>
> "Blaedmon" <here@hell.com> wrote in message
> news:c9vnrt$1bvq$1@otis.netspace.net.au...
> > That's good and all, but how LONG do you flash it for!?? I've stood
there
> > from a few seconds to a few hours, then when I reinstall the card,
theres
> no
> > noticeable improvement AT ALL. I'm thinking of contacting Nvidia and
> > complaining.
> >
> > -disgruntled lamer.
> >
> > "mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
> > news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any
damage
> > to
> > > it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible
via
> > > videocard bios flashing.
> > >
> > > 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it
> standing
> > on
> > > end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
> > >
> > > 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a
> > brown
> > > overcoat and a brown hat.
> > >
> > > 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
> > >
> > > 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in
> > front
> > > of it.
> > >
> > > 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and
quickly
> > go
> > > back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your
> normal
> > > clothes.
> > >
> > > The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> > > performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> > > noticed.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

 

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lol, nice post

"Speeker" <speeker69@hotmail.net> wrote in message
news:ca0opu$2j8@library2.airnews.net...
> Can someone loan me a coat?
>
>
> "Biz" <biznospam@notatt.net> wrote in message
> news:QHKwc.41485$_k3.1025201@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> >
> > "mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
> > news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any
damage
> > to
> > > it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible
via
> > > videocard bios flashing.
> > >
> > > 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it
> standing
> > on
> > > end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
> > >
> > > 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just a
> > brown
> > > overcoat and a brown hat.
> > >
> > > 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
> > >
> > > 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat in
> > front
> > > of it.
> > >
> > > 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and
quickly
> > go
> > > back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your
> normal
> > > clothes.
> > >
> > > The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> > > performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> > > noticed.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Great Post. Best fun I"ve heard here in awhile...DO you think the
intended
> > audience will even get it at all?
> >
> >
>
>

 

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"+c0re-" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> lol, nice post
>
> "Speeker" <speeker69@hotmail.net> wrote in message
> news:ca0opu$2j8@library2.airnews.net...
> > Can someone loan me a coat?
> >
> >
> > "Biz" <biznospam@notatt.net> wrote in message
> > news:QHKwc.41485$_k3.1025201@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > >
> > > "mimayin" <mimayin@gamebox.net> wrote in message
> > > news:c9vm2k$635$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > This is how to flash your Nvidia card safely, without risking any
> damage
> > > to
> > > > it, and while obtaining the maximum performance enhancement possible
> via
> > > > videocard bios flashing.
> > > >
> > > > 1. Power down the computer and remove the video card. Place it
> > standing
> > > on
> > > > end leaning against something so that it is almost vertical.
> > > >
> > > > 2. Go into another room, take off all your clothing and put on just
a
> > > brown
> > > > overcoat and a brown hat.
> > > >
> > > > 3. Put your hands in the overcoat's pockets.
> > > >
> > > > 4. Walk back into the room with the video card and open your coat
in
> > > front
> > > > of it.
> > > >
> > > > 5. Stare at it oddly for a few moments, then close the coat and
> quickly
> > > go
> > > > back to the other room. Change out of the overcoat back into your
> > normal
> > > > clothes.
> > > >
> > > > The card is now successfully flashed, and you will notice the same
> > > > performance increase that anyone else who has flashed their card has
> > > > noticed.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Great Post. Best fun I"ve heard here in awhile...DO you think the
> intended
> > > audience will even get it at all?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
I'll say one thing. This is definetly the best way to flash the FX series.