How to reach forum from main page

To see the link you have to light a wild cherry scented candle at midnight, bury a dead hard drive exactly 2.5 feet down while singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Then take 4 sticks of DDR3 RAM and put them in a brown paper sack and swing it around your head counter clockwise 10 time while singing the Irish Fight song. Then sacrifice a virgin on the Solstice and a link will magically appear. Well it worked for me ;^D.