Okay so here is my problem... right now I have WiFi (A USB Adapter, don't ask about getting a PCIe one because my graphics card covers the slot up.) So I can't have ethernet because my router is on the other side of the house, and with the Powerline adapters I heard once you plug something in with a motor anywhere in your house it declines drastically in performance... So help?
Help with what? You did not actually list any problems. You can't connect to the internet? Or what is the issue?
I need help finding a suitable internet connection
Still does not really help with figuring things out. You need an ISP? Or what? You already have a WiFi connection which means you are connecting to the router, so there is your intenet connection as long as the router is connected to the internet through a modem.
Need details about the problem/question is. You don't want to use wireless for some reason? Without running a cable to the router, your only option is powerline aside from WiFi.