I hate Telia...

[Jake75]

...simply because they suck.

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[lhgpoobaa]

Yes... but why do they suck... and how?

Is it that high pitched thin bore vacuum cleaner hose type suck that leaves hickeys? Or is it like a Pratt & Whitney 50,000lb High bypass ratio turbine suck that turns birds into balls of fried mush in microseconds?

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[Jake75]

They suck simply because I want them to be sucky, it´s that easy...really.

As for HOW they suck follow these simple instructions:
1/Stick one end of a straw up someones butt (no, not mine!) and the other in a
glass of sour milk mixed with 'beer-sluts' (preferably with old smoked cigarettes in it)

2/Place a mic near the straw and record the sound.

3/Open up Soundforge and add a lowpass filter on the wavfile.

4/Once you´ve done that, revert it and add a 'small hall' reverb together with
some 'smoothing'

The end result comes very close to the kind of sucky sound they generate.



Psst...it also has something to do with money, quality, service and costs :tongue:

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[lhgpoobaa]

Thats one nasty suck!
I think it would be less painful being pulled into the jet turbine!

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