I too have 'parts' for sale.

Well, this may not be the right forum, but scottchen was selling his memories; good, bad and disturbing, so..

<b>'Serious'* offers only:

Lemme know what you need (Kidney, Lungs, Heart, Liver, Brain) and I'll see what we can swing. You pay Shipping!</b>

:eek: :evil: :eek:



* by serious, I mean seriously disturbed.

Products are not guaranteed or tested, may involve unknown origin. All correspondences may be sent to:

3rd stall / Bathroom Under the Staris
Greyhound Depot Noth Side
212 Desperation Avenue
Calgary, Alberta
T6H 6E6

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I'm not buying that, for one, I'm pretty sure you probably voided the warranty, and I don't buy parts from generic manufacturers anyway!

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got any extra penises?

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i hear you brother :)







"one toke over the line....."


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OH OH OH THE LIVER IS MINE!

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wanna see my penis?

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nah, i'm fine with this one right now

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Phial you should ask what size penis has he got:D

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you know what they say about Asians LOLO :)

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Well, i guess i don't have to worry about that, i'm only half chinese:D

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phial

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but your penis is probably still going to be shorter than average. you have my sympathy ;(

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u guys are sickos GO TO THE OTHERS FORUM!

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i love you :>

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I'm sure cools is ready to take it. I mean he's had a LOT of beer. 9 coronas...

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<b>Phial</b>, I only have a few spares, they are pretty hot sellers. Usually to older ladies and frail looking old men, but hey whatever floats your boat eh. :wink:

<b>CoolS</b>, well, we'll see if I don't need mine after this evening; just got some Young's Double Chocolate Stout (cold rainy eveningm should go well with dinner), some Fonseca White Port and a Nice Romeo and Jullietta Torpedo, heck I may need one of them lungs too.

<b>Obtuse</b>, HEY! Run along boy your crampin' business, try the other side of the sidewalk. :tongue: BTW, the parts aren't mine and are very fresh, tell your friends. :evil:

<b>georgebeee</b>, well I'm not sure you would want the brains, usually my sources aren't that bright to begin with, nature of the biz and all, but if I do get a drunken proffesor or even T.A., I'll keep you in mind, and I'll throw in an extra liver for free to help make-up for the transition.

<b>HardWareBoss</b>, I don't have any graphics cards, but I do believe that one of the transients, err... donors I colleted, opps... I mean received, had some kind of imbeded chip, I never bothered testing it, but I always heard integrated sux,so I wouldn't recommend it.

Remember people, all business <b>Cash Only</b>, and <b>no</b> C.O.D.!


After seeing Riddick I probably could use some new eardrums, gotta go check my inventory.

Oh, well after that off to destroy some brain cells, liver cells, lung tissue, and maybe a few other vital tissues, better act fast folks or we may be out of stock. :cool:


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I feel unimportant:( Ape didn't reply to me.

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I saved you for last, I wanted to offer you a Bride of Frankestein for an X880XT and PCX6800 or whatever they're finally called. :cool:

Whaddaya Say?

Now off, be sure to keep that offer in mind. Let me know when you get stock. I can always find new victims, errr.. donors. :evil:


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