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More info?)
On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 12:06:42 +0100, "Alan Walker"
<alan@lordkhaos.dyndns.org> wrote:
>Jan Alter wrote:
>> Right, and mine is powered by my internal methane exhaust transduced
>> through wi-fi.
>>
>> --
>> Jan Alter
>> bearpuf@verizon.net
>> or
>> jalter@phila.k12.pa.us
>> "Wooducoodu" <wooducoodu@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Mcohc.31$Jo2.27@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com...
>>> mine is powered by my pet hamster kahn. as he runs on his wheel it
>>> turns a turbine which sends a charged plasma burst directly into the
>>> dilithium chamber powering my amd core making proper cooling even
>>> more critical because if the core overheats it begins to emit random
>>> tetryon particles which once resulted in the formation of a quantum
>>> singularity that accidentally sent me back in time where i gave al
>>> gore the idea for the internet in exchange for some of the parts i
>>> needed to return to my own timeline.
>>>
>>> "Carl Dau" <lord_melton@yahoo.com.ar> wrote in message
>>> news:15f2f483.0404202015.3c021032@posting.google.com...
>>>> This is true, it works with coal and/or wood and so I can take my PC
>>>> wherever I want.
>>>>
>>>> But I will upgrade to nuclear energy as soon as I have stolen enough
>>>> Plutonium.
>
>I use a large box of polecats fed on eggs as my methane "battery" but it's
>likely to cause injury to children poking fingers through the bars, any
>ideas for a safer source ?
>
>Alan
>
Have you tried using the children in the cage? My daughter is able to
produce a most concentrated emmission of methane that I reckon we
could generate enough power to hook up the whole street.
....and Polecats on their own might make rather nice pets, but watch
they dont poke their paws through the bars as the children might give
them a nasty nip! (..again I base this on my own children and couldnt
possible comment on other peoples kids)
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