IBM's Watson Memorizes Urban Dictionary... and Now Needs a Swear Filter

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Female Doctor: "Watson! You been very naughty today diagnosing those mammograms."
 

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[citation][nom]Warsaw[/nom]Hah, and if only there was a video of it....[/citation]

Surely there must be some sort of gag about this... perhaps Monty Python ?
 

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Watson, what's your diagnosis...

Watson: "She seems to be suffering from the aftermath of a Monkey Monsoon". LMAO...
 

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They can never create a robot sophisticated enough to emulate the sharp wit and infinite charm of Sean Connery from Celebrity Jeopardy!
 

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Watson can be the chief medical examiner:-
"Steve, looks to me like after they killed this guy, the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about thirty or forty times."
"Look at that. That there is a posthumous multiple cornhole entry wound."
 

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The other night I googled 'angry seahorse' hoping to find a picture (going to name the new seahorses after Dexter characters). Imagine my surprise when Urban Dictionary was the first item returned... Suffice to say I woke up a few times in the night giggling for all the wrong reasons.
 
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Interesting... I wonder if Watson can completely urbanize something like Romeo and Juliet or Les Miserables.
 

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[citation][nom]jj463rd[/nom]It needs emotions like anger,feeling threatened etc and should be hooked up to nuclear missile launch control systems,codes etc.[/citation]yes so it can get angry at you for turning off the power in the middle of its game of COD and consequently firing a nuke missile at your house..., on second thought, that would be funny.
 
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