If I fly my Spitfire to 90,00ft. will I be in heaven?

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Aldwyn Edain wrote:
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> Once I jump out of the cockpit that is.
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Not until you hit the ground!

(Hint: you can save a lot of time by climbing to a mere 1000 feet or so.)
 
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 07:52:03 -0400, Briarroot <woodsyl@iwon.com>
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>Not until you hit the ground!
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>(Hint: you can save a lot of time by climbing to a mere 1000 feet or so.)

You spawn of satan. Isn't ground level where hell is? I heard you have
to be above 9,000ft to reach heaven. Maybe I should look for a U2
spyplane to make sure I reach heaven.
 
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Aldwyn Edain wrote:
> On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 07:52:03 -0400, Briarroot <woodsyl@iwon.com>
> wrote:
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>>Not until you hit the ground!
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>>(Hint: you can save a lot of time by climbing to a mere 1000 feet or so.)
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> You spawn of satan. Isn't ground level where hell is? I heard you have
> to be above 9,000ft to reach heaven. Maybe I should look for a U2
> spyplane to make sure I reach heaven.


All the reports I've seen indicate that Hell is located somewhere in New
Jersey.
 
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Having loved two "Jersey girls" in my younger days, I can also tell you that
Heaven is also in New Jersey... Or at least you can find angels there...
<grin>

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> Aldwyn Edain wrote:
>> On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 07:52:03 -0400, Briarroot <woodsyl@iwon.com>
>> wrote:
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>>
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>>>Not until you hit the ground!
>>>
>>>(Hint: you can save a lot of time by climbing to a mere 1000 feet or so.)
>>
>>
>> You spawn of satan. Isn't ground level where hell is? I heard you have
>> to be above 9,000ft to reach heaven. Maybe I should look for a U2
>> spyplane to make sure I reach heaven.
>
>
> All the reports I've seen indicate that Hell is located somewhere in New
> Jersey.
 
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"Aldwyn Edain" wrote:
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>>Not until you hit the ground!
>>
>>(Hint: you can save a lot of time by climbing to a mere 1000 feet or so.)
>
> You spawn of satan. Isn't ground level where hell is? I heard you have
> to be above 9,000ft to reach heaven. Maybe I should look for a U2
> spyplane to make sure I reach heaven.

How about start looking for your brain ?
 
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:05:05 +0200, "Mr B." <men@work> wrote:


>How about start looking for your brain ?
>

I looked under the desk but it ain't there, must have gone for a
walkies down to the pub.
 
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> All the reports I've seen indicate that Hell is located somewhere in New
> Jersey.

Of course, East Coast mentality where they think everything revolves around
the East Coast of the United States. EVERYONE knows that hell is located in
the middle of the sun.
 
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nathantw wrote:
>>All the reports I've seen indicate that Hell is located somewhere in New
>>Jersey.
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>
> Of course, East Coast mentality where they think everything revolves around
> the East Coast of the United States. EVERYONE knows that hell is located in
> the middle of the sun.
>

So is New Jersey.
 
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> All the reports I've seen indicate that Hell is located somewhere in New
> Jersey.

I thought hell was in Washington DC. At ;least I heard that... SATAN (think
church lady saying it) lives in a big white house there ;-)
 
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nathantw wrote:
>>All the reports I've seen indicate that Hell is located somewhere in New
>>Jersey.
>
>
> Of course, East Coast mentality where they think everything revolves around
> the East Coast of the United States. EVERYONE knows that hell is located in
> the middle of the sun.
>
>

Dude, EVERYBODY knows the world revolves around the US East Coast.
Didnt you know that? Must be from California...land of fruits and nuts.
 
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"The only thing that burns in hell is the part of you that
won't let go of your life, your memories, your attachments, they burn
it all
away. But they aren't punishing you, they're freeing your soul." "If
you're frightened of dying and you keep trying to hold on you'll see
devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace then the
devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
 

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If you could succeed in getting your Spitfire above 35,000 feet, when you
got to about 42,000 feet, the fluids in your body will begin to boil, and
you will wish that you were in heaven or, maybe even hell!


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On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 13:56:14 -0700, "Wayno" <bergewd@comcast.net>
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>If you could succeed in getting your Spitfire above 35,000 feet, when you
>got to about 42,000 feet, the fluids in your body will begin to boil, and
>you will wish that you were in heaven or, maybe even hell!

Heaven or hell, it's all the same to me. Heaven and hell are right
here at ground zero, incase you hadn't noticed.. And that was a typo,
it was meant to be 9,000ft.